2005年8月10日 上午11點54分59秒10 Rejection Lines

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women

(and what they actually mean)

10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(I don't want to do my dad.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend.
(I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of mixed ice cream and mashed potato.)

5. I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate.

(I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends. 
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective thing.

In response...The male perspective on the same issue...


Top 10 rejection lines given by Men
(and what they actually mean...)


10. I think of you as a sister.
(You're ugly.)


9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You're ugly.)


8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You're ugly.)


7. My life is too complicated right now.
(You're ugly.)


6. I've got a girlfriend.
(You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work.
(You're ugly.)


4. It's not you, it's me.
(You're ugly.)


3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(You're ugly.)


2. I'm celibate.
(You're ugly.)


1. Let's be friends.
(You're sinfully ugly.)

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