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2006年10月9日 下午6點01分40秒gotta read this!

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow!

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2006年10月7日 上午3點20分27秒little billy and cuss words!

Little Billy walks in on his parents argueing.The mom calls the husband a "bastard" and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream "and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom"Mom whats fuck?" "Well billy fuck is a way cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello bitchs and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,my dad's upstairs wipeing the shit of his face, and my mom is fucking the Turkey"

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2006年8月6日 下午8點43分57秒your first time lol

It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, But he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's your first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver, your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be, He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance, You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time wanting to cause you as little pain as possible, As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges thoughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if its to painful, Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you,, After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all it was your first time having a tooth pulled! lol

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2006年8月5日 下午4點54分31秒well saturday! august 5th

well its my first saturday home i didnt go on the helicopter because they didnt leave because of bad weather so mom in a hurry called her uncle and got a ride for me and we stayed over night in peter strides..cabin area and i stayed with my aunt and uncle then the next day i got in ramea and i was there for 2 weeks and my nan down conne got sick and was put in the hospital so i came down to see her now im leaving to go back up on Monday for probablly the rest of the summer if i want or i can come back roudn the end of august for school shopping :P ..woo.. o my the summer went soo fast imagine in less than a month ill be going back to school grade 10! soo senoir!! finally..hah..dear ol nate :( gonna miss him being in my class this year always the crack of the jokes lol ..last night was fun nathan and ian dropped by and we ate kfc chicken sat round the table had a good ol chat ate ice creams then went downstairs and got into a cd war (quite dangerious) then the guys started to wrestle each other and i was on the phone and talking to ppl on msn...then they went home and i downloaded songs then went to bed...today is quite boreing so far i recently got out of the shower and cooked some kd for my dinner/breakfeast and im gonna head up my aunts ouse so i can get ready for the wedding dance n dinner 2nite (my cousin got married) congrats andrea and craig! well ima gonna go get ready to go up shannons now byee!!

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2006年7月14日 上午11點33分41秒woo! july 14th ...

okie well im bored and i had to get up at 8:30 because Cameron said last night he might call early to see if i can go grand-falls with him,..and no phone cal yett...soo sleepy and i still gotta have a showerr so i donno maybe ill have a shower but he mght call and mise'l might be going too! wooo! its gonna be fun :P well im leaving to go to ramea in a few days...if its good weather because the helicopter wont be able to land if its foggy or any kind o fbad weather and after that day the guy who flies the helicopter is taking holidays which is like a month long :O o well...then il have to stay in conne all summer :| godd its boreing last night sucked like no one was out and all we did was sit on someones bridge and talk....some ppl went n trampoline for a while then they went back to the bridge...and me n cameron went on beach to find mitchell...which was my fault because i sorta thought they went on the beach and so mitchell went on beach but no one  was there...sooo yeah i felt bad 4 it but we found em and cameron n mitchell went off into the woods...then it was just me jordan justin warren and misel sitting on a log watching jordan and warren throw rocks off into the water,...thats when i realized whenever jordan throws his foot goes up in the air...after i mentioned it he never did it anymore :( then we all went back up to the bridge ..which was quite boring and i startd to get cold which sucked...but afterowrds misel called for a ride home,..then i went to sleep and i heard the phone ring twice donno who it was cause htey never left a message but it woke me up and then i went back to sleep well i g2g cameron just called annd im going to grand falls!!! wooo toodles pplz

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