1. You can stare at any Girl.......

2. You don't have to spend money on
her.

3. You won't get boring result in ur
board papers.

4. No girlfriend, no emotional
blackmailing.

5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she
can't dump u.

6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not
having a girlfriend is
automatically cool, and every one loves
to be a cool guy.

7. This can be more to life than just
waiting for the bloody phone to
ring.

8. You won't have to tolerate someone
else defining, "right" and
"wrong" for u.

9. Girlfriend can get so possessive
that
you can't do anything
according ur wishes anymore.

10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis
or grandpa instead of a
girlfriend and have a happier family
life .

11. You won't have to waste paper
writing love letters. No more
endless waiting for ur date to arrive
at
some weird shop place.

12. You can have more friends, as u
will
have more time for them.

13. You wont have to see boring love
stories instead of sports.

14. You wont have to tell lie to
anybody
and , therefore, u'll sin
less.

15. You can have good night's sleep-no
need to dream about her.

16. You wont have to fight over having
a
'special' friend with ur
folks .

17. No nonstop nonsense.

18. You wont have drown in the pool of
her tears.

19. No tension.

20. You can be "urself"

21. You wont have to hide your
telephone
bills...

This feller is 1of my best Pal~~ He ROX~!!!