Berto and Tonyo are in a locker room after their basketballgame when Berto notices Tonyo has a cork in his ass...."If you don't mind me asking, said Berto,"that cork looks terribly uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"....."I can't," answered Tonyo. "It's permanent."....."I don't understand," said the Berto.Tonyo says, "I was a soldier in Iraq, and while I was walking along the beach,I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke,and then a huge man in a turban came out from the lamp....He said, "I am Hasan the Genie. I can grant you one wish.".....And I said, "No shit!" ~~~