ki haal a kudiye,,,,,,

Hi dear ....how r u & ur sweet family ?
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Chand se door sitare nahi hote,

khoobsurati se door nazare nahi hote,

hum is liye karte hai aapki parvah

kyonki dil k kareeb sare nahi hote.

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sab vadiya tussi dasso kidda

Gr8 ............me f9 dear.........thnx

{{{{Life Mae Hasna Jaruri hai}}}}
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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!
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Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k baad
Theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?

Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon.
Theke wala: Ab Chad gayi bevde ko.
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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
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Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.
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Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan

Sharaab?
Haan

Drugs?
Haan

Jua?
Haan

Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+
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Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.

Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.

Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
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Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi,
jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha.

Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya,
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko miley.
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Manmohan Singh: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!

Bush: Wow! Howc many?

Manamohan: 25 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5 Sports Persons, 5 Terrorist Affected, 5 Kashmiri Migrants, 9 Politicians & if possible 1 Astronnaut
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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega,

Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga?
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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
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Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.

Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain
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BIRDS
Fly Up High, In The Sky
Spread Your Wings, And Do
Your Things, Fly Like A Bird
Or Like A Herd, Wanna Fly
Away From Here, So I Could
Just Be Heard …
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Bird on the wing, sing for me.
Bring to me freedom, and sky.
Stay with the blue, but ring true
to me. Be secure with your spirit
and fly…
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There is nothing in which the birds
differ more from man than the way
in which they can build and yet leave
a landscape as it was before.


enjoy your romantic peaceful weekend..:)

This is for you, my best friend,
the one person i can tell my soul too
Who can relate to me like no other
Who I can laugh with to no extents,
Who I can cry too when times are tough,
Who can help me with the problems of my life.

Never have you turned your back on me
Or told me I wasnt good enough
Or let me down

I don't think you know what that means to me
You have went through so much pain and you still have time
For me.
And I love you for listening even when inside YOU are dying
And I look up too you because you are strong,
and caring
and beautiful.
Even though you don't think you are.

And I hope you know that I am always here
To listen to you laugh and cry and help
In all the ways that I can
And I will try to be at least half the friend you are
To me.

I hope you know I would not be the person I am today, with out you.
My best friend.

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Frnds r amazing when they r in touch,
they r wonderful when they r true,
but they r a blessing
when they r like u.
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HUGS

VIRENDER BARBOLA

hii, Akash here frm Chandigarh, doing bussiness. I love traviling,music n astrology , add me at akash980@gmail.com

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When I look into your
big brown eyes to my notice
I see you light up
like a star

A star that comes from Heaven
Just to watch over me
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