2008年10月31日 下午5點35分22秒THE VALUE OF LIVE

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 IF YOU :     think life is bad,

How would you like to be an EGG?

YOU only get laid once

YOU only get eaten once

It takes YOU 4 minutes to get hard …only 2 minutes to get YOU soft

YOU share your box with 11 other guys…

But worst of all,

 The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!

So, cheer up, your life ain’t that bad!

Send this to those people who don’t know how to value balls

 I mean eggs….

Oops I mean…LIFE!

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2008年10月31日 下午5點09分20秒After All These Years

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Hi Guys,

I just want to share this video from Journey, from their latest album 'Revelation'. The song is entitled 'After All These Years'. I'm proud to inform everyone that Journey's new lead singer is ARNEL PINEDA, a Filipino Singer-Songwriter. This is a HIT now in the US... ...

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2008年10月31日 下午5點03分37秒Effects Of A Viagra

A parrot swallows a viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer he finds the parrot sweating.

"How come you are sweating?" he ask.

The parrot replies, "Do you know how f***ing hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"

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2008年10月31日 下午4點17分34秒Women's Excuse !!!

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, 'It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth, so I want you to kiss her.'

Adam answered, 'Yes, Lord, but what is a 'kiss'?'

The Lord gave a brief description to Adam, who then took Eve by the hand and led her to a nearby bush. ...

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2008年9月8日 下午12點46分28秒DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly ...

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