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mimmy1982çš„ä¸»é http://hk.zorpia.com/mimmy1982 Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:16 EST Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:16 EST Zorpia.com Apples & Wine http://hk.zorpia.com/mimmy1982/journal/1684308 <div class="OutlookMessageHeader" lang="en-us" dir="ltr" align="left"><tt>Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the</tt> <tt>tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are</tt> <tt>afraid of falling and getting hurt.  Instead, they sometimes take the</tt> <tt>apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the</tt> <tt>top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're</tt> <tt>amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one</tt> <tt>who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.</tt> <tt>Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up</tt> <tt>to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something</tt> <tt>acceptable to have dinner with.</tt> </div> Gossips & Jokes http://hk.zorpia.com/mimmy1982/journal/1684308 Thu, 24 May 2007 01:01 EST 6 reasons not to mess with children. http://hk.zorpia.com/mimmy1982/journal/1684301 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. <tt>The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a</tt> <tt>human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very</tt> <tt>small.</tt> <tt>The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.</tt> <tt>Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a</tt> <tt>human; it was physically impossible.</tt> <tt>The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah".</tt> <tt>The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"</tt> <tt>The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".</tt> <tt>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</tt> <tt>A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while</tt> <tt>they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each</tt> <tt>child's work.</tt> <tt>As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what</tt> <tt>the drawing was.</tt> <tt>The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."</tt> <tt>The teach er paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."</tt> <tt>Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl</tt> <tt>replied, "They will in a minute."</tt> <tt>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</tt> <tt>A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five</tt> <tt>and six year olds.</tt> <tt>After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother,</tt> <tt>she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our</tt> <tt>brothers and sisters?"</tt> <tt>Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,</tt> <tt>"Thou shall not kill."</tt> <tt>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</tt> <tt>The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to</tt> <tt>persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.</tt> <tt>"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up</tt> <tt>and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a</tt> <tt>doctor.'</tt> <tt>A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the</tt> <tt>teacher, she's dead."</tt> <tt>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</tt> <tt>A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to</tt> <tt>make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head,</tt> <tt>the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the</tt> <tt>face."</tt> <tt>"Yes," the class said.</tt> <tt>"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary</tt> <tt>position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"</tt> <tt>A little fellow shouted,"Cause your feet ain't empty."</tt> <tt>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</tt> <tt>The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary</tt> <tt>school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.</tt> <tt>The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:</tt> <tt>"Take only ONE. God is watching."</tt> <tt>Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a</tt> <tt>large pile of chocolate chip cookies.</tt> <tt>A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the</tt> <tt>apples. </tt> <tt>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</tt> </tt /> Gossips & Jokes http://hk.zorpia.com/mimmy1982/journal/1684301 Thu, 24 May 2007 00:52 EST ItÂ´s so nice! Sad but true :( http://hk.zorpia.com/mimmy1982/journal/1684296 <div> <div> <div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal">This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital. </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> It was sent by a medical doctor. </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center">Make sure to read what is in the closing statement AFTER THE POEM. </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> SLOW DANCE</div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> Have you ever watched kids </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> On a merry-go-round? </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> Or listened to the rain </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> Slapping on the ground? </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center">Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> You better slow down. </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> Don't dance so fast. </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> Time is short.</div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> The music won't last. </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> Do you run through each day </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> On the fly? </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> When you ask How are you? </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> Do you hear the reply? </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> When the day is done </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center">!</div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> Do you lie in your bed </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> With the next hundred chores </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> Running through your head? </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> You'd better slow down </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> Don't dance so fast. </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> Time is short.</div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> The music won't last. </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> Ever told your child, </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> We'll do it tomorrow? </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> And in your haste, </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> Not see his sorrow? </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> Ever lost touch, </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> Let a good friendship die </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> Cause you never had time </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> To call and say,"Hi" </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> You'd better slow down. </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> Don't dance so fast. </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> Time is short.</div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> The music won't last. </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> When you run so fast to get somewhere </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> You miss half the fun of getting there. </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> When you worry and hurry through your day, </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> It is like an unopened gift.... </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> Thrown away.</div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> Life is not a race. </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> Do take it slower </div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> Hear the music</div> <div class="EC_MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> Before the song is over. </div> Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/mimmy1982/journal/1684296 Thu, 24 May 2007 00:42 EST In memory of my dad! http://hk.zorpia.com/mimmy1982/journal/1683598 I know of an extraordinary compassionate man Who lives and believes in doing all that he can. For I know others who have met him will concur I am honored to know this man as my father. He is strong yet gentle with an impressible drive In him I find virtues for which I strive. He has fought battles and at times had to make a sacrifice Of which I know he would never think twice. He carries a spirit within him that cannot be ignored This spirit from heaven God's precious reward. He maintains with wondrous art Perpetual love and kindness in his heart. Like the oysters that beautify and protect the pearls, He enriches and preserves the lives of his girls. And in looking back on all the years of my life He has always expressed love to my mother, his wife. And with that there is nothing more to add Because all the love he's shared makes me very glad. So the greatest man that I have ever known Is the father I am proud to call my own. <img hspace="0" src="http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/mimmy1982/20011025.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /> Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/mimmy1982/journal/1683598 Tue, 22 May 2007 06:12 EST A thought of you... http://hk.zorpia.com/mimmy1982/journal/1683574 My kind of music, My favorite song, I want to be with you All day & all night long... A spring breeze, A summer sun, Now that I know you You are my one... A winter sparkle, An autumn tree, Added all up It equals you & me... My best friend, My only lover, From here on out I'll keep you forever... A good laugh, With some happy tears, You're the one I go to Through all the coming years... When it rains it rains, When it snows it snows, I wrote this specially for you & you're the only one who knows... You keep me warm, When I'm so cold, As if my heart were for sale To you it was sold... Whether playing our favorite games, Or to music we sing & listen, When it comes to you There's just no competition... Not the best cut diamonds, Or the reddest rose, Could ever amount to When you hold me close... & when everything is said & done, The night is over & we've had our fun, Out of all the men I choose just one, The best one of all & that's you Hun. <img hspace="0" src="http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/mimmy1982/PB190434.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /> Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/mimmy1982/journal/1683574 Tue, 22 May 2007 04:55 EST Cancer!! http://hk.zorpia.com/mimmy1982/journal/1683559 -----///\\-----Plz ----///-\\\----Put This ---|||---|||---On Your ---|||---|||---zorpia If ---|||---|||---You Know ----\\\-///----Someone -----\\///-----Who Died ------///\-----Of -----///\\\----Cancer ----///--\\\--- Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/mimmy1982/journal/1683559 Tue, 22 May 2007 04:16 EST