salam alaikum.

oo bro its really great to read all your replies on sis hania's topic..

i've really got so much knowledge from your replies.. thank alot from being around us.. take care..

May Allah keep blessing you with best of his blessings inshaAllah

U R doing sch a gr8 job bro.........!!
may GOD bless U!!
ameen

salam alaikum brother welcome to zorpian community

I really feel good when i find good muslims around me :) mashaAllah Allah swt has blessed u with good imaan hope you could keep maintaining it. inshaAllah

take care.. enjoy Eid

Happy Eid bro:)

Asalamualikum Ammad,
I hope you are fine and doin great......

Are you there brother..........

If you are there - can you join me at glowingmuslimstar@hotmail.com

I will wait for yo bro.....

Walikum salam brother,

I hope you are fine and doin great

Happy Eid day brother to you and your family.......

All the best

ALLAH Waris &
Asalamualikum

Hi
I read ur jokes & story I really liked it u wrote awesome dude

:-)))))))

HAPPY RAMADAN KAREEM

Let's talk politics and religion. :)

well - What will be the topic ???????????

What about Palestine? Palestine is close to my heart because it shows me how far we have to go. How sick we humans are. The world ignores the suffering of the Palestinians. But those of us who have feeling in our hearts...we can't forget.
What is the solution? Media. With the use of media, the American people can be made aware of what is really happening in Palestine and can bring pressure on the government to lean on Israel to stop with the settlements and work towards a two state solution.
It's all I can think of.
What about you?

Nice.................& surprising as well

Cristina I will just say that now its more than 60 long years and still big powers dont have any solution of "Zionism".....................

I am not a palestinian but i feel for them...... Coz i believe in humanity. I dont know what religion you are from but whatever is it atleast being a human beings you feel as well......

As far as Media is concerned...........I dont believe in that coz its all media who made so much mistakes up to now that in the last 30 years it made this world a stream of blood. latest example is 9/11 and afghan war................

What i think about Palestine that This is the time now Palestiananzzzzzz have to do something by their own,,,,,,,,,,,,

& they they will get the favor of Human Beings from this world regardless from where they are.............

And if they will keep looking on big powerzzzz - sorry these big powers created this problem for them...............

quote: "As far as Media is concerned...........I dont believe in that coz its all media who made so much mistakes up to now that in the last 30 years it made this world a stream of blood. latest example is 9/11 and afghan war................"

Do you not realize there is a media war? Media is EVERYTHING.
It is a very effective tool in which the goverment controls the people and tells them what to think. And when I say government, I mean the business criminals who *actually* run this country.
The reason there is no support for Palestine here is because all the media shows is that they are all suicide bombers and don't want peace. When they show Israel attacking, they quickly say it is only in "defense".
Most people are not smart enough to withstand daily propaganda. And what they don't understand is...it's constant...it's pervasive.
Regarding 9/11....same thing. It was the biggest propaganda tool ever. They loved it. They got to go into two countries out of that.
I think Bin Laden's knew what the response would be, and that was the point. He hoped to create a reaction big enough to divide the world into Dar al-Islam and Dar al-Harb...to moblize youth and affect chance. To force people to pick a side.
Only time will tell if he was successful in initiating that catalyst.

But I digress: The point that I was making is that rich Muslims need to step up to the plate (Saudis, I'm looking at you) and put money into the propaganda war. They have the money.
If there were specials and documentaries aired on major networks in this country that showed what is really happening in Palestine....the American people would force the goverment to withdraw support and tolerance for Israeli actions. The only reason security council resolutions on Israel's treatment of Palestinians have either not passed or been ignored is because of us.

The US learned after vietnam that if it wanted to maintain support for a war, it could not let the media show the truth.
They do more then hid the truth...they guide thinking and distract with other stories.
Media outlets don't care who's side their on. Their like whores....they'll go to the customer with the most money.
The sponsers tell them what they can and can't show.

Well - You are agree that the media is under the control of criminals (whether they are looking for business or for power)...............

You brought a very good point regarding Bin Laden......that what he was looking from all this...............

I can only laugh at this thing if someone is hopeful from the rich muslim kingdoms or individuals............. I dont expect a single good deed from them and if there are some people they will be killed soon by traitors or some other powers (as many examples are there from last 50 years even).

But yes, you may can find many so called Muslim kings (princes) who can present necklesses which costs million to Maria Carry or to others................heheheheeee
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Media is like who*e - Yes , this is what we can not trust in media. And you know any one who get services of whores _ who he may can be...................

Good people (not only muslims) dont believe in such kind of stuff like propaganda or to even think for bad others.

(Atleast_being a muslim, i can say about myself)

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Cristina - I dont know what you will get from all this but i will say That mostly i think in simple and straight forwards ways.

heheheeeeeeee

thanks brother, for your reminder about read the quran with translation.

Asalamaulikum Every body

Lets have some nice jokes
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A man was walking along a California beach when he stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it. Out popped a genie.

The genie said, "Okay, okay...you released me from the lamp, blah blah blah blah blah! This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three of them. You only get one wish!"

The man sat and thought about it for a while. Finally, he said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete...how much steel! No. Think of another wish."

The man said okay and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women...know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment...know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'...know how to make them truly happy."

The genie said, "You want that bridge with two lanes or four?"
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Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek

Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den......... ..He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching... ..

Everyone starts hiding except Newton...... ...

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.

Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97, 98,99.... .100..... ... He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front....... .

Einstein says " newton's out..newton' s out....."

Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton...... "

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared..... . Since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.....


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A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" the man asked.
The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Julie on it that I found in your pants pocket".
The man then said "When I was at the races last week Julie was the name of the horse I bet on"
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.

Wife replied. "Your horse called up !!!!"
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A Bihari hat-seller was passing by a forest when he decided to take a nap under a tree. He left his whole basket of hats by his side and dozed off. A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone. He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats. The Bihari sat down and thought how he could get his hats back. While thinking, he started to scratch his head. The next moment, the monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took off his own hat, and the monkeys did exactly the same. An idea struck him - he threw his hat onto the ground and the monkeys did that too. Thus, he managed to get all his hats back.

Fifty years later, his grandson, Laloo, who also was into the family business selling hats, had heard of this amazing monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just as his grandfather had done, he passed by the same forest. It was a quite hot day and the journey seemed tiring. He placed the basket of hats on the ground and decided to take a nap under that same old tree. He woke up and realized that all his hats were stolen by the monkeys on the tree. He remembered his grandfather's story, and started scratching his head. The monkeys followed suit. He took off his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys were doing the same. Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Laloo threw his hat onto the ground but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to the hats. Then one small monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat lying on the ground, gave Laloo a slap and said.......................


and you think only you have a grandfather?
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A little boy wanted Rs. 500 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Finally , he decided to write a letter to GOD requesting the Rs. 500. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to " God , India ", they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of India as a joke.

The Finance Minister was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.200. The Finance Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.200, and decided to write a thanking reply note to God, which reads:

"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Ministry in New Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs. 300 as taxes!"
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their
cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing
left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and
be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!
"This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants
us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement,
opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands
it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.

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The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her
husband. "I've been insulted," she sobbed. "Your mother insulted me."
"My mother!" he exclaimed. "But she is a hundred miles away."
"I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it."
He looked stern, "I see, but where does the insult come in?"
"In the postscript," she answered. "It said: 'Dear Alice, don't
forget to give this letter to George.'"
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Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in
loud discussions during office time.....

Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happened
to a senior employee, they ask, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss"

They're asking for Rs.10 Crores ransom, otherwise they're going to
douse him with petrol and set him on fire.

We're going from desk to desk, taking up a collection."

One Trainee asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?

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"About 1 litre."
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A little girl asked her mother,
"How did the human race appear?"

The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made."

Two days later she asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years
ago there were monkeys from which the human race was developed."

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that
you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says they were
developed from monkeys?"

The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family and your father told you about his side.
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My Personal message :
plz start reading (Bilbe/Quran or whatever is your book) with translation and understanding. Let be a good believer. Change yourself today and you can change the world

Lets enjoy our lives being good believers.
Think Differently


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Dear Pakistani Broz/Sistrz,

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http://www.esnips.com/_t_/urdu+novels+pdf?q=urdu+novels+pdf

http://www.quranurdu.com/

http://www.harunyahya.com/en.m_book_index.php

http://www.esnips.com/web/seezahir-IslamicBooks

http://www.esnips.com/web/urdu-kitabcha/

Well - My dear broz & Sistrz, Above given a re the trusted websites for very good Urdu material (islamic & Novels also)(For example you can get Tafseer Ibne kathir/Sahi Bukhari & Muslim/novels of differents writers and many more books in Faith related and other issues)

If somebody interested in all this and unable to download, kindly contact me and I can send them CDz with all this stuff INSHALLAH.

Regards,
Your Bro

Stop sending me your fanatic brain-washing craps!!

aslam o alaikum,
thanks for sending nice jokes.

hy how are u

I am good -Alhamdolillah

How abt you????

im good what is ur name

its Ikram :-))))))))))))))))

hi h r u

HI Romania hru? where ar you at this time, ar you can chatt with me what is your age.

I am Ikram and You?????

Have fun - this is a nice joke

see you later - inshALLAH :--------))))))))))

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An older lady gets pulled over for speeding....

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
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HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MORAL:
Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies

Nabi(S.A.W)nay farmaya:

1: jo shakz har waqt wazoo main rahay ga,ALLAH uski rozi kushada farmaye ga...

2:us shaks ki hajat jald pori hoti hai jo apni hajat kisi aur ko na bataye...

3: jis ne apni namazoo ki fikar chordi ALLAH ne uski fikar chordi...

4: ALLAH us shakz ko abad karta hai jo HADEES-E-NABWI sun k dosroon ko pohchaye.... ....
Ahdees kai mutabiq duaon ki Qaboliat k auqat
"1.Farz namaz k bad"
"2.Azan or Aqamat k darmian"
"3.Tahajjud k waqt"
"4.Barish barastai waqt"
"5.Safar mai"

plz farward this hadees q k
Aap(s.a.w)ne ek aur jaga farmaya sar sabzo shadab rahe wo shakhs jo meri hadees ko sun ker dosron tak pohnchay.....!!!!!
Nabi-e-pak(s.a.w)ka farman hai !

Logon per ek zamana esa aaega k

unka ka maqsad unka pait hoga

Aurat unka qibla hoga
OR
paisa unka deen hoga
Or woh
Bad-tareen log honge
or
Aakhirat mein unka hissa na hoga......!!!
*Hadees Pak*
* Kuch loag aise hongay jinko Jannat mein jane ka hukam diya jahy ga, lykin wo Jannat ka rasta bhool jahein gay*
Yeh wo loag hein jin k samne Hazrat Mohammad(S.A.W) ka naam liya jahy aur wo Aap (S.A.W) pr Drood Shareef na begay.!!!
“ALLAH Wo hai Jisne tumhare liye saakin zameen banai,
Aur aasmaan ko chhat banaya,
Aur tumhari achhi achhi sooratien bana-een,
Aur paak cheezon se tumhein rizq ata kiya,
Wo ALLAH tumhara Rubb hai,
Aur tamam barkatein ALLAH k liye hein Jo tamam jahanon ka Rubb hai.

(Al-Mo’min; 64)

Thank u so much sis for such a valuable stuff

May ALLAH (S.W.T) award you with the best of HIS blessings

u wellcome bro !!
yeh to hamar farz tha !!!