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2006年10月14日 上午4點02分40秒TESTING ...TESTING ...
This one's a little different everyone. Okay, first get a piece of paper and label it from 1-10 Now remember, you need to put some serious thought into these questions!
1. What is your favorite out of these three?
a. cat b. bird c. dog
2. What is your favorite color?
a. pink b. white c. black
3. Name a person of the same sex.
4. Name a person of the opposite sex.
5. Do you like the mountains, or beach better?
6. Do you like to watch the sun rise, or the sun set?
7. What's your favorite number from 1-10
8. What is your favorite plant?
a. red rose b. fern c. a dead one
9. What is your favorite season?
a. Spring b. Winter c. Summer
10. Make two wishes.
RESULT
1. a) cat: you love yourself the most.
b) bird: you like hearing yourself talk.
c) dog: you put others before yourself.
2. a) pink: you're outgoing
b) white: you're classical
c) black: you're living on the edge.
3. They are your lucky star
4. You'll become very, very close friends with them.
5. a) mountains: fast paced wedding.
b) beach: slow paced wedding.
6. a) sunrise: you're a morning person and you get more done.
b) sun set: you are romantic and you fall in and out of crushes slowly.
7. The number you picked is how many it will take before you find your true love.
8. a) red rose: your life will be beautiful but sometimes thorny.
b) fern: your life will be predictable and > > safe.
c) a dead one: your one sick person!
9. a) spring: you're hopelessly romantic.
b) winter: you're a hugging kind of person.
c) summer: you're a bare all kind person.
10. Your wish will come true in two days.
2006年10月14日 上午3點58分50秒Just Kidding……
Girl : Do you love me ?
Boy : Yes Dear
Girl : Would you die for me ?
Boy : No, mine is undying love
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for Superstitions.
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Man : How old is your father ?
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be ?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
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Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
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Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!
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Manager : Sorry,but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
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Subject: SMART KIDS!!
Some jokes to make u smile :-)
Dad : "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her."
Son : (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid.
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Teacher: "Spell 'WATER',"
Girl : "HIJKLMNO."
Teacher: "That doesn't spell 'WATER',"
Girl : "Yes, it does it's all the letters from 'H to O'."
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Teacher: "How do u think Shakespeare wrote such master pieces?"
College student: "With a pencil, maam, either a 2B or not 2B."
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"Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school."
"That's nice of her to take such an interest. What did she say when u told her u are the only child?"
"She just said, 'Thank goodness!'"
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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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Teacher: "Chong, u missed school last Friday."
Chong : "You're wrong, Sir."
Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?"
Chong : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!"
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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?"
Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan," said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."
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Bad News and very bad news
Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient : Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor : The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient : 24 hours! That's terrible!! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?
Doctor : I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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Good news and bad news
Patient : I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor : You've had an accident involving a train.
Patient : What happened?
Doctor : Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
Patient : Well... The bad news first ...
Doctor : Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.
Patient : That's terrible! What's the good news?
Doctor : There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.
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Tooth extraction
Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist : -90.00.
Patient : -90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like.
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Teacher : "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow : "No comb, Sir."
Teacher : "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow : "No hair, Sir."
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A boy come home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy. "What do u mean 'underwater'?"
"They are all below 'C' level"
2006年10月14日 上午3點57分23秒THE ULTIMATE FRIENDSHIP
The melody of a friend's laughter
The promise of their attentive ear,
A willingness to forgive and forget
For the times you caused them tears.
Memorizing special moments
Of old times and of new,
Bonding a friendship's foundation
With this strong adhesive glue.
Borrowing a friend's sanity
When life sometimes steals yours,
Their offer of supportive wisdom
Helping to guide you back on course.
Anxiously waiting to catch up
When schedules busily collide,
Being comfortable with silence
When conversation seems to hide.
Friends Forever....
2006年10月14日 上午3點55分52秒Friendship!!!
Friendship!!!
Friendship is a wonderful thing, Full of that special frienship ring. If you can say that you have had one true friend, Then you have been blessed to no end. Friendships are like roller coaster rides, They have ups and downs just like the tides. So many things can go right or wrong, And yet a friendship can last really long. Some friendships last for your whole life, While others end with a stab of a knife. No matter which way a friendship ends, It's what you take out of it that depends. I have had many true friends through the years, They've come and gone with its share of tears. But I have been blessed to no end, Because I have had at least one true friend.
2006年10月14日 上午3點52分37秒How To Be A Better Couple 10 steps to enjoying eac
How To Be A Better Couple 10 steps to enjoying each other better...
1. Be realistic about each other. Don't try to turn ur partner into something he or she is not. Let's face it, guys-there's only 1 Pamela Anderson in the world, and even she has had her implants removed! Give ur gal a break and understand that her physical appearance is NOT going to change overnite with the help of a few facials or treatments. And ladies, Brad Pitt has already been taken, so u're gonna have to do with what ur guy is like! Chill out, love each other for what u are. There is more to ur partner than what meets the eye.
2. Always talk things out. Now guys, I know this is not ur fave pastime or mode of resolving issues, but u know what? This works with the gals. Don't make assumptions about each other's feelings. Learn to xpress urself better so that ur partner undrstands what u're angry about, or hurt about, or even happy about! When u stop talking to each other from the heart, it's the beginning of the end.
3. Do stuff together. Make an effort to do things together. Do some sports or involve urselves in some shared activities; something both of u enjoy or are interested in. It could be as simple as watching movies together, or jus strolling hand-in-hand down Orchard Road. Watch soccor with him once in a while though the green patch on TV puts u to sleep in 3 seconds. And guys, do give in if ur gal asks for another day at window-shopping, rather than suggest that she go out with her girlfriends for "that sort of activities" instead. If u're spending more time with ur friends rather than with ur partner, it's a warning sign that u're drifting apart!!!
4. Meet each other halfway. If he agrees to throw out that rotten T-shirt with the "The_Rock" print, u shouldn't kick up much of a fuss if he asks u to keep ur room tidy. There's gotta be a little giving and taking in a relationship, so learn to meet each other halfway.
5.Show ur love Buy her flowers or candy or perfume everynow and then, even if u have been together for 5years. It's wonderful to continue showing someone that u care for him or her. Cook him a special meal, paint him a Valentine's Day card. Knit him mini-socks he can't wear ( like for decoration purposes => ), buy him a packet of milk for breakfast, or pack his wardrobe for him...so he knows u can still be romantic and loving despite having been together for quite a while.
6. Respect each other. Stop making jokes about her hair or skin, or whatever it is u love to laugh at. Ask urself if she thinks if its funny. And if he has an inferiority complex about his height, stop ogling at tall guys and make him feel worse! Love is about respecting each other's feelings and being sensitive to each other at all times.
7. Bury the past. Stop bringing up the past. Gals..don't bring up the happy things about u and ur ex to ur guy, it would jus make him jealous or unhappy. And guys, don't talk about the happy times that u had with ur ex or mention about her in ur every other sentence as it would make ur gal feel un-happy and she might think that u saying all this b'cos u are gonna get back with ur ex or not interested in her anymore.
8. Sit on ur jealousy. All of us go thru' spells of insecurity at the beginning of the relationship, but don't translate that insecurity into jealousy. If u're gonna go through ur partner's mail and cupboard, and eavesdropping on conversations, u know something is wrong - with u!!! Jealousy is like a poison that slowly spreads thru' the relationship before finally killing it. Trust ur partner; love has to have trust in it.
9. Keep ur commitments to each other. If ur partner is standing u up all the time and cancelling dates and breaking promises, u need to talk! If u're in a relationship, make ur partner ur priority and don't disappoint them if u can help it. It's really terrible when someone promises to take u to dinner, and then calls to cancel it. Don't make promises u can't keep. If ur partner starts to feel that he/she is not important enough to u, u may jus lose him/her.
10. Be honest. Honesty is not scowling at how awful she looks first thing in the morning, or telling him that he has the biceps of a fly~! When we say "be honest", we mean expressing ur feelings clearly, not being bitingly cruel. When u're hurt, say so, and when u're angry, tell him/her, w/o getting hysterical. If u can't be honest with ur partner, who can u be honest with? æ Love is also about honesty, and a relationship where no honesty exists probably isn't worth it!