http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking Fri, 18 Dec 2009 06:51 EST Fri, 18 Dec 2009 06:51 EST Zorpia.com http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1843390 <p><strong><u>7/10/2008</u></strong></p> <p><strong>去左MEGA BOX行街，無意中發現蔡瀾介紹個間雪糕店，雖然個土耳其手製雪糕幾好味，最後我地揀左炒雪糕 - 香蕉甜姐，個中文名衰到無人有...英文正常d...Healthy Beauty...點解唔叫Sweetie Banana Lady...仲貼切...haha</strong></p> <p><strong>等左足足25分鐘...一問之下...原來漏左單...WTF...</strong></p> <p><strong>好好好好味，我至愛既香蕉味！</strong></p> <p><strong><img hspace="0" src="http://org92.zorpia.com/0/4773/30549056.463854.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></strong></p> <p><strong><img hspace="0" src="http://org92.zorpia.com/0/4773/30549058.f92d9e.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></strong></p> <p><strong>行完街去搵飯食，大家都好肚餓，但又唔可以太heavy因為早幾日齊齊腸胃炎...</strong></p> <p><strong>左揀右揀去左太興，畀佢個芥辣忌廉焗燒肉飯吸引住...成碟青BB好似幾特別咁...一心諗住芥辣只係吊吊味...以為係芥末咁既味...點知原來勁供鼻...食到我標晒眼水...</strong></p> <p><strong><img hspace="0" src="http://org92.zorpia.com/0/4773/30549060.510a88.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></strong></p> <p><strong>Joe個吞拿魚意粉成碟貓糧咁，仲凍凍地...夠膽死貼住隻手指公推介，掉轉左黎貼咋呱......=..=!</strong></p> <p><strong>下次去太興都係食燒正路D...</strong></p> <p><strong>大家都有少少收獲，Joe送Hanes孖煙通，勁靚，無影到相，因為依家著住...hahahahaha</strong></p> Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1843390 Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:15 EST http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1838614 <p><strong><u>22/9/2008</u></strong></p> <p><strong>留意有套Johnny Depp舊戲，遲遲都無買，Joe話太舊未必like，Don Juan Demarco，love story，本來買來同Joe一齊睇，點知o個晚睇唔成，今日自己睇~上次套The man who cried最後都係自己睇......=..=!</strong></p> <p><img hspace="0" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b8/Don_juan_demarco.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></p> <p><strong>套戲唔錯！幾warm幾有趣！首歌太太太正...男人要聽一聽........haha</strong></p> <pre><strong>Have you ever really loved a woman</strong></pre> <pre><strong>To really love a woman, to understand her You gotta know her deep inside Hear every thought, see every dream And give her wings when she wants to fly Then when you find yourself lying helpless in her arms You know you really love a woman When you love a woman, Tell her that she’s really wanted When you love a woman, tell her that she’s the one 'Cause she needs somebody to tell her That it’s gonna last forever So tell me have you ever really Really really ever loved a woman? To really love a woman Let her hold you, 'Til you know how she needs to be touched You’ve gotta breathe her, really taste her 'Til you can feel her in your blood And when you can see your unborn children in her eyes You know you really love a woman When you love a woman, Tell her that she’s really wanted When you love a woman, tell her that she’s the one She needs somebody to tell her That you’ll always be together So tell me have you ever really, Really really ever loved a woman? You got to give her some faith, hold her tight A little tenderness, gotta treat her right She will be there for you, takin’ good care of you You really gotta love your woman... Then when you find yourself lyin’ helpless in her arms You know you really love a woman When you love a woman, tell her That she’s really wanted When you love a woman tell her that she’s the one She needs somebody to tell her That it’s gonna last forever So tell me have you ever really, Really really ever loved a woman? Just tell me have you ever really, Really, really, ever loved a woman? Just tell me have you ever really, Really, really, ever loved a woman?</strong></pre> Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1838614 Sun, 21 Sep 2008 12:21 EST http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1836884 <p><strong><u>13/9/2008</u></strong></p> <p><strong>本來諗住中秋同婷婷玩，買筒120影下，帶晒野落去，點知...唔知係電鬆左定係無電...閃光燈唔著...但又唔開得個蓋...shit...=__=!!</strong></p> <p><strong><img hspace="0" src="http://org91.zorpia.com/0/4709/30138446.ae6bd2.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></strong></p> <p><strong>無奈之後......由於當晚係迎月，公園無乜人，同埋Joe、婷婷3人玩名字球(婷婷話叫名所以唔係數字球)，玩左一輪...出事喇...追婷婷時...對人字拖太軟身，腳指公鑑粗畀地下d磚介爆左指甲仲裂左d...即時血肉模糊...WTF...痛到PK...血流成河...本身已經因為對PIP 2夾腳剪左大部份腳甲，依家爛埋...黑仔到呢...</strong></p> <p><strong>由於狀況太嚇人，相片已經處理！醫學名稱係...指公頂爛...@@</strong></p> <p><strong><img hspace="0" src="http://org91.zorpia.com/0/4709/30138455.f44eb1.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></strong></p> <p><strong>以前細路時著紅黑國產人字拖週圍跑、捉依因都無事，Quiksilver d拖鞋太cheap...軟乃乃...攪到今日包到成條腸粉咁去BBQ...超肉酸...</strong></p> <p><strong>呢個星期都打唔到波lu...</strong></p> Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1836884 Mon, 15 Sep 2008 11:30 EST http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1833857 <div><font face="Arial" color="#000080"> <p><strong><u><font color="#007828">3/9/2008</font></u></strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#007828">仍記得o個一次跟你相遇係07年9月25日，當日是中秋節，興高采烈地帶你回家，由於趕著去BBQ，隨意用手機拍了幾張相、試戴一下......</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#007828"><img hspace="0" src="http://org83.zorpia.com/0/4672/29903886.ebe0c3.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></font></strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#007828"><img hspace="0" src="http://org83.zorpia.com/0/4672/29903890.0a8673.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></font></strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#007828"><img hspace="0" src="http://org83.zorpia.com/0/4672/29903887.8a136e.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></font></strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#007828">愛上你因為......</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#007828">你令我看起來更順眼</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#007828">你令我歪曲了的鼻樑更挺直 (參見鼻樑不正 鼻樑歪)</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#007828">你遮蓋我越見凹陷的眼窩</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#007828">你那笨笨的OLD SCKOOL味</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#007828">你那雙深黑強壯的鏡臂，線條感十足</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#007828">一直以來對你都極為愛惜，直至前星期，你從書檯上摔了下來我卻不知道，下床時更不慎將你左臂踏斷......</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#007828">那刻心痛極了...立刻嘗試修理，但似乎自己是辦不到...於是拿你到眼鏡店修理，店長說你是Made in Italy香港無地方可弄好......噢...簡直心如刀割，店長見我失望極了...他亦盡其職責，留下你嘗試向代理查詢或修理...</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#007828">等了個多星期，終於收到回音...&quot;無法修理&quot;...噢...本來還懷有一丁點的期待......</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#007828">沒有了你的日子......混身不自在，習慣了被稱呼&quot;四眼仔&quot;，習慣了托托你，習慣了自己架你在臉上的樣子......</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#007828">昨天取回你時，肥仔店員以保留舊價再減鏡片價錢之1000元特價遊說我配回一模一樣的你，但我考慮了一下，我首選是再找找地方把你修好，他給我的答覆是：應該無得整...</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#007828">及後問一問他Hand Made跟你的分別，其實大家都是Original，只是你是光學眼鏡款，他是太陽眼鏡款，外表是一模一樣的，只是鼻托會有些不同，即是說你的腳不及Hand Made的長，哪個男人不愛長腿? 太吸引了吧！我本來一直想擁有的就是Hand Made那個款式，當時機緣巧合下碰見你，戴上後便極為喜歡，這是縱份吧！他還告訴我如果要Hand Made只加200元便可，但要訂貨，實有太吸引了吧！</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#007828">如果最終修理不好，我或會購入Hand Made去取代你架在我的臉上，但請你放心，一個念舊如我的人會將你放在透明箱子好好在家中展示一下。你是我的初戀，雖然初戀往往是無疾而終，但其實是最窩心、回憶最美的......</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#007828"><img hspace="0" src="http://org84.zorpia.com/0/4674/29918745.902582.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></font></strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#007828"><img hspace="0" src="http://org84.zorpia.com/0/4674/29918747.5f8a5e.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></font></strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#007828"><img hspace="0" src="http://org84.zorpia.com/0/4674/29918744.217336.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></font></strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#007828">再見我的初戀&nbsp; 跟你一起也不枉&nbsp; 但願你我會更動人耐看</font></strong></p></font></div> Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1833857 Thu, 04 Sep 2008 01:19 EST http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1833394 <p><strong>2/9/2008</strong></p> <p><strong>台灣場表演實完左，H有以下報導：</strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#1f21ff">講番場波，4位球星都打得比我想像中好，尤其係Pippen，成四張嘢但動作技術仍然保持得幾好，超人氣的「野獸」林志傑同佢卡位對攻都唔夠嚟，而Rice, BJ, Drexler 亦玩得好開心，真係不能想像佢哋後生時有幾勁!</font></strong></p> <p><strong><img hspace="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/hleung.13/SLySA07aJ6I/AAAAAAAAFYw/xzaMfYl98GA/nba_taipei_20080829_1.jpg?imgmax=576" align="baseline" border="0" /></strong></p> <p><strong><img hspace="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/hleung.13/SLySBWt42oI/AAAAAAAAFY4/afeLGb0HxAE/nba_taipei_20080829_2.jpg?imgmax=576" align="baseline" border="0" /></strong></p> <p><img hspace="0" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/hleung.13/SLySCeFdBII/AAAAAAAAFZI/7M6bSwiZuCE/nba_taipei_20080829_4.jpg?imgmax=576" align="baseline" border="0" /></p> <p><strong><img hspace="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/hleung.13/SLySCofXd-I/AAAAAAAAFZQ/m49InVoqaDs/nba_taipei_20080829_5.jpg?imgmax=576" align="baseline" border="0" /></strong></p> <p><img hspace="0" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/hleung.13/SLySDNoT3xI/AAAAAAAAFZY/B9TuJASwdhM/nba_taipei_20080829_6.jpg?imgmax=576" align="baseline" border="0" /></p> <p><img hspace="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/hleung.13/SLySDm0HMdI/AAAAAAAAFZg/QIdTnLUMK2Y/nba_taipei_20080829_7.jpg?imgmax=576" align="baseline" border="0" /></p> <p><img hspace="0" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/hleung.13/SLySF-bUeVI/AAAAAAAAFaA/VW0bF07RpXg/nba_taipei_20080829_11.jpg?imgmax=576" align="baseline" border="0" /></p> <p><img hspace="0" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/hleung.13/SLySGZnuahI/AAAAAAAAFaM/MBlIHZuKMpU/nba_taipei_20080829_2_1.jpg?imgmax=576" align="baseline" border="0" /></p> <p><img hspace="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/hleung.13/SLySG-8i8kI/AAAAAAAAFaU/l2PENiafRyM/nba_taipei_20080829_2_2.jpg?imgmax=576" align="baseline" border="0" /></p> <p><img hspace="0" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/hleung.13/SLySIViTonI/AAAAAAAAFas/CAfY4DN8sJY/nba_taipei_20080829_2_5.jpg?imgmax=576" align="baseline" border="0" /></p> <p><img hspace="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/hleung.13/SLySI9wCXAI/AAAAAAAAFa0/FkxxaGTPzps/nba_taipei_20080829_2_6.jpg?imgmax=576" align="baseline" border="0" /></p> <p><img hspace="0" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/hleung.13/SLySJ-D1mkI/AAAAAAAAFbE/pw4HIHqGj9Q/nba_taipei_20080829_2_8.jpg?imgmax=576" align="baseline" border="0" /></p> <p><img hspace="0" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/hleung.13/SLySKczXeeI/AAAAAAAAFbM/M7xSW_7lSjI/nba_taipei_20080829_2_9.jpg?imgmax=576" align="baseline" border="0" /></p> <p><img hspace="0" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/hleung.13/SLySK6dF3_I/AAAAAAAAFbU/cJWxEYTd-WQ/nba_taipei_20080829_2_10.jpg?imgmax=576" align="baseline" border="0" /></p> <p><img hspace="0" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/hleung.13/SLySLYJtBDI/AAAAAAAAFbc/rsueA7CW8pY/nba_taipei_20080829_2_11.jpg?imgmax=576" align="baseline" border="0" /></p> <p><img hspace="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/hleung.13/SLySL14-2sI/AAAAAAAAFbk/cd4GplUb71A/nba_taipei_20080829_2_12.jpg?imgmax=512" align="baseline" border="0" /></p> <p><strong><img hspace="0" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/hleung.13/SLySMbtlPzI/AAAAAAAAFbs/YQsBFv7EyHU/nba_taipei_20080829_2_13.jpg?imgmax=576" align="baseline" border="0" /></strong></p> <p><strong>BOBBY~你個最愛~Rice~不過舊飯加左大...haha</strong></p> <p><img hspace="0" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/hleung.13/SLySH4enY6I/AAAAAAAAFak/hoEVDfkT1eg/nba_taipei_20080829_2_4.jpg?imgmax=576" align="baseline" border="0" /></p> <p><strong>Pip身型仲好fit，真係睇唔出佢下個月就43歲~<br />其他球星一退休個個肥到豬咁，聽聞Pip係不停都有keep住的！</strong></p> <p><strong>睇完D相好想打波！今晚千祈唔好落雨，我要去打波！</strong></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><strong>Pippen 1 retro仲未入手...到目前為止我連實物都未見過......</strong></p> Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1833394 Tue, 02 Sep 2008 05:20 EST http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1832393 <p><strong><u>29/8/2008</u></strong></p> <p><strong>話說Pippen到左台灣打兩場表演賽，hk-kicks主腦H去左做訪問，發生左一件事......</strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#2e30ff">訪問唯一好笑的是我問Pip 有冇看奧運，他說沒有，另外我問ESPN 有一投票大部份人也認為1992 Dream Team 比2008 USAB 强，當我問他意見時佢竟然話我冇講過，係你哋話咋~~ 好搞笑<br /><br />最後臨走前Pip 竟然指著我對紅Flight 說我留意了你的鞋很久，Nice Shoes! 我也回答他說「it’s nice because of you!」之後道別! 我竟然和我童年偶像交談，雖然短短一句，也勝過千言萬語</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#2e30ff">練波<br /></font></strong><strong><font color="#2e30ff"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oNocn45mgc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oNocn45mgc</a><br /></font></strong><strong><font color="#2e30ff"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5ui5N06C6U">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5ui5N06C6U</a></font></strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#2e30ff"><img hspace="0" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/hleung.13/SLa3ptEM3pI/AAAAAAAAFXM/XOObRF-2avQ/IMG_4191.JPG?imgmax=512" align="baseline" border="0" /><br /></font></strong> <p><strong>嘩...Pip主動同H講野，仲要唔係訪問內容，實在太令人感動...</strong></p> <p><strong>如果我都有幸同Pip見個面就好咯......</strong></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><strong>對紅flight我都有...真係正鞋一對！</strong></p> <p><img hspace="0" src="http://www.hk-kicks.com/files/4359/flight.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></p> </p> Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1832393 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 01:11 EST http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1828599 <p><strong><u>14/8/2008</u></strong></p> <p><strong>近排多左打波，Joe's fds(已經係我d fds...搵我多過搵你呀...嘿嘿)慶之所致約打波，不過佢地可能平時都有係sau mau ping打，只係近半年我多左join佢地d節目至約埋我呱~早幾年Frankie會成日約打，但佢轉工後好似無同佢打過lu~</strong></p> <p><strong>o係觀塘泳池隔離打，行出去都唔使10分鐘，真係好爽~11點打完，返到屋企只係11點3，沖埋涼洗埋頭都唔過12點...比起平時起碼1點先返到屋企，沖涼洗頭要2點先有得訓真係差天共地啊...<br />不過佢地打好夜，有時成9點半先到球場...</strong></p> <p><strong>佢地真係好鬼積極，一星期打兩次，逢二、四打！同佢地打，感覺好新鮮，可能因為自己角色完全唔同左...<br /></strong><strong>平時同自己友打，火力好充足，可以講我唔係重心，拎到波亦唔夠信心去攻...畀人lead緊更加唔使我攻，d體力通常都係用左o係做下防守、頂下位、做下檔，有波有空位就座地炮，o岩位就打下背籃~</strong></p> <p><strong>如今我竟然要分波、剷籃、打籃底...有點似爆石既角色，mark人我要mark人地最高最大隻既，畀人爆到7彩...(顯然對於我來說是吃力的...哈哈)<br />講開剷籃，自從04年o個次整親，基本上我已經好少好少上籃，一來腳係有dd痛，二來腳上個陰影真係一個陰影......</strong></p> <p><strong>佢地無爆石波比咁好波，又唔穩定，所以我依家咁打，嘗試多左，信心大左...個feel唔錯...</strong></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><strong>頂...打到兩隻趾公漬晒瘀血...一隻仲離晒甲...痛膠叉到呢...=___=</strong></p> Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1828599 Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:51 EST http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1828305 <p><strong><u>14/8/2008</u></strong></p> <p><strong>尋晚一點幾，照樣訓係床睇星星，月亮好光，d星都好光，一直望住o個粒最光既星(應該是金星吧...定係火星...唔記得...)，突然間好似見到流星...係左邊劃去右邊，我即時爬去窗邊，已經唔見左lu...今次應該是流星吧...</strong></p> <p><strong>即時回想起之前係床睇星時，見到一個不明物體飛過，o個一個一定唔係流星，因為大好多好多，唔岩比例，快好多，一定唔係飛機、流星...</strong></p> <p><strong>即刻send個sms畀Joe：我見到唔知流星定UFO呀！(當然我知道係流星，只係remind起之前見到UFO才順帶一提---不明飛行物體，唔係外星人...唔好攪亂...)</strong></p> <p><strong>因為我尋晚提起將兩隻大蟻暫頭處死了，阿媽話七月十四叫我放生...呢排屋企出面好多大蟻爬入屋，最多試過一晚卒碎至少4, 50隻！係卒碎...我諗咁樣佢地死得無咁痛苦呱...</strong></p> <p><strong>Joe既回覆係：係鬼...(好一個爛gag...我心諗)</strong></p> <p><strong></strong></p> <p><strong>訓係床都見到流星都幾攪笑...過埋今個禮拜應該唔可以睇到lu，因為買左張新床，個位置應該唔可以望住個天......</strong></p> <p><strong></strong></p> <p><strong>阿Joe話你唔許願?! 真係有用就好咯...haha</strong></p> Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1828305 Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:01 EST http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1827809 <p><strong><u>12/8/2008</u></strong></p> <p><strong>PIPPEN 1終於復克，HK 8月18日有得賣，價錢係...$1199...貴！<br /></strong><strong>(雖然當年好似係賣$1249，當時諗都無諗過擁有...)</strong></p> <p><img hspace="0" src="http://www.finishline.com/images/products/lg325001-061_fl.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></p> <p><strong>PIPPEN 8月29, 30日會去台灣打表演賽，同場仲有Bulls既隊友BJ Armstrong、Drexler、Glen Rice</strong></p> <p><img hspace="0" src="http://www.ticket.com.tw/pics/sport/8824.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></p> <p><font size="2"><strong><font color="#800080">籃球迷必看的球賽經典　NBA台灣傳奇明星賽首次登場!</font></strong> <br /><br />成立了六十餘年、職業籃球的最高殿堂、創造全球籃球奇蹟的美國NBA籃球聯賽，終於要來台灣了！這一次，不僅「籃球之神」麥可喬丹的最佳戰友──史考特皮朋 (Scottie Pippen)和三分神射手阿姆斯壯(B.J. Armstrong)將初次登「台」，當年夏洛特黃蜂隊的超級得分王葛倫萊斯(Glen Rice)，以及NBA史上最偉大的後衛之一、人稱「克萊德滑翔機」(Clyde the Glide)的克萊德崔斯勒(Clyde Drexler)均將來台展現高超球技；而在NBA正式賽事中不可或缺的啦啦隊、吉祥物，也都將在本賽事中現身；這絕對是本年度最熱鬧、最精采的籃球比賽，無論你是否喜愛籃球，這都是你不可錯過的籃球盛事！ </font></p> <p><font color="#0000ff" size="2">活動地點、日期： <br />臺北小巨蛋　　2008/8/29(五) <br />新竹Audi Center 2008/8/30 (六) <br />票價： <br />台北：8000, 7000, 6000, 3500, 2500, 2000, 1000, 800, 600 <br />新竹：4000, 3000, 2000, 1500, 600 </font></p> <p><strong></strong></p> <p><strong><img hspace="0" src="http://org84.zorpia.com/0/4610/29508947.5c0e02.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></strong></p> <p><strong>今次真係最近、最有機會見到Pip既一次，可惜無大假...同埋太遲知道了...</strong></p> <p><strong>唉...球員席後面既飛只係HK2千幾，我覺得好抵...相對之前爆石同我講佢買左USAB Macau飛唔知5百幾定6百幾抵，因為Pippen...只要畀我有機會同佢講一句野、握個手、影一張合照或者係我件波衫上簽名...無憾了...=__=。</strong></p> <p><strong>對上一次Pip去Macau威尼斯人做宣傳，路經HK(只係轉機)，以為最近既一次，點知今次係&quot;有機會&quot;見到佢...</strong></p> <p><strong>我諗過埋今次，都幾難再有機會了...始終依家有威尼斯人，邊個會畀錢係HK攪呢D function丫...係攪都係Macau攪啦...(攪完台灣去Macau都好喎！)</strong></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><strong>唔知Pip會唔會著Pippen 1打台灣個表演賽呢~</strong></p> Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1827809 Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:57 EST http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1827718 <p><strong><u>10/8/2008</u></strong></p> <p><strong>叫婷婷10點半叫我起身執房，佢走上我張床跳黎跳去、又坐係床尾打機睇書...最後我都係差唔多12點先起身...哈哈</strong></p> <p><strong>好想睇奧運，但又要執房...執左成日，掉左好多好多野，抹下電腦檯上面d玩具既塵...真係有0.5cm厚...@@...執到勁累...但好似執唔到d咩咁...仲係咁多野...</strong><strong>晚上中美大戰，明天繼續...</strong></p> <p><strong>開波前個個支持中國，中國必勝，仲播埋奧海城點支持又剩...打完，輸左31分，就話已經打到水準...播都無播奧海城D觀眾咩反應，好心啦...做戲做全套...輸左又唔算難睇...中國雖敗尤榮既...美國水準高贏係正常，中國未腳軟前都打得幾好啦......</strong></p> <p><strong>孫悅就黎同KOBE做隊友添！</strong></p> <p><strong>好彩無睇無線...聽阿叻廢up會講粗口...</strong></p> <p><strong>第一次同阿爸睇晒全場籃球賽事，仲食住薯片飲啤酒，感覺好warm啊...haha<br />睇到D靚波，阿爸都&quot;嘩！&quot;左出黎...哈哈</strong></p> Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1827718 Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:32 EST http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1827129 <p><strong><u>姣東獅(下)</u></strong></p> <p><strong>小禮物，我姣你又姣！齊齊VANS！^^</strong></p> <p><strong><img hspace="0" src="http://upl.zorpia.com/org/0/4597/29424583.2c80cd.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></strong></p> <p><strong><u>奧運開幕喇！</u></strong></p> <p><strong>有野都唔做，仆返屋企睇奧運開幕，實情係老細自己都趕住返去睇，我至甩到身！haha</strong></p> <p><strong>寸步不離，睇晒全個開幕典禮只係去左一次toilet！實在幾正，夾得好齊，最like頭一part鼓，活字印刷，太極！</strong></p> <p><strong>李寧，你實在太有型喇！空中個跑姿一流！咁吊法應該須要唔少體力...</strong></p> <p><strong>出名唔愛國既我都真係幾為此而興奮！</strong></p> <p><strong>後記...無線d評述真係好廢...除左潘鍾明、鍾志光係正路d...</strong></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><strong><u>週未</u></strong></p> <p><strong>今日有人遊地鐵河...=__=</strong></p> <p><strong>睇左內衣少女...套戲唔好提...唯一有趣既係...我今日非常論盡...</strong></p> <p><strong>話說買左個爆谷餐，畀完錢首先撞到counter檯角，倒左10分1落地...入到戲院，諗住食左個芝士包先食爆谷，放左係大脾既袋面，點知食完個包右手拎汽水，聽到&quot;沙&quot;一聲...接都接唔住...第一個反應係移開隻腳去接...點知再&quot;沙&quot;一聲...頂...倒左餘下既10分9...無錯...係10分9...即係得返十粒八粒...hahahahahaha...好在百老匯爆谷餐只係35蚊...(UA/GH貴D...)得返杯可樂...全程都小心翼翼...費事倒可樂就大X獲啦...@@</strong></p> <p><strong>奧海城學生飛40only...抵！</strong></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><strong>明天開始要執好間房...張床下星期日就到...仲未開始執...</strong></p> <p><strong>掉野先係一大難題...阿Joe話我太巨蟹座了...乜都有KEEP一餐，</strong><strong>狗屎垃圾都唔捨得掉...樣樣都有紀念價值...一屋都係野...細個D玩具...真係好難出手掉喎...=__=。小學一至六年班d聖誕咭仲係度...我相信係一張都無漏地保存住...呢個性格睇黎係從小養成的...haha...</strong><strong><strong>依然唔愛國...</strong></strong> </p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><strong>明晚男籃，美國VS中國，KOBE GO~GO~GO~</strong></p> <p><strong>女排，俄羅斯乜娃物娃加油...加莫娃扣爆佢地唔該...haha</strong></p> Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1827129 Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:29 EST http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1825777 <p><strong><u>26/7/2008</u></strong></p> <p><strong>期待已久既Batman終於上映，正確黎講係期待小丑，因為我由細到大都唔太like Batman...由以前既小丑、到占基利既謎語人、仲有最索既尼歌潔曼...咁多集都係對Batman無興趣...哈哈</strong></p> <p><strong>實在太太太正既一套Batman！少左Batman晒兵器，多左心理戰...成人向好多！</strong></p> <p><strong>Heath既演出實在太瘋狂...由造型以至眼神、舉止、語氣都令人心寒...原全唔似我睇過佢以前既佢...(只係睇過斷背山同孽愛傷痕...@@)...</strong></p> <p><strong>最正係個句...Why so serious...ha...smile......</strong></p> <p><strong>始終我都係愛奸角...Batman、個4眼警長一d都唔討好...著左Batman衫把死人聲超好笑...懶sexy但其實淫虫咁...haha</strong></p> <p><strong>Heath上次斷背山拎輸左男主角...呢套戲點都有獎呱！佢死左實在好可惜...</strong></p> <p><strong>好正既wallpaper！</strong></p> <p><img hspace="0" src="http://org83.zorpia.com/0/4583/29333680.73ac81.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></p> <p><strong></strong></p> <p><strong>我要返學...阿Joe親身買飛！好似真係好少有呢~</strong></p> <p><strong><img hspace="0" src="http://org83.zorpia.com/0/4583/29333210.eb391f.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></strong></p> <p><strong></strong></p> <p><strong>Joker話...Batman有plan，警察都有plan，黑幫又有plan...</strong></p> <p><strong>咁我呢?!@@</strong></p> Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1825777 Mon, 04 Aug 2008 05:41 EST http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1825754 <p><strong><u>2/8/2008</u></strong></p> <p><strong>期待已久既Mummy 3終於上映，咁岩cancel左堂，Fri night諗住上網買飛，日間場週圍都full左8成，諗住同丹佢地Sunday睇啦~</strong></p> <p><strong>Sat下午無野做，又唔想行街，上網睇下夜d有冇位，都係無乜...apm, kln bay個d要成12點先有位...最後見到AMC有第4行，個院唔大，應該唔會太前，照殺！攪左兩次都買唔到，最後得返第3行...shit...好在都唔算前！</strong></p> <p><strong>套戲...好唔掂...盜墓時間只係開頭一陣...之後有d奪寶奇兵feel...<br /></strong><strong>班頓費沙又出得少...又係李連杰...又係古裝...又係千軍萬馬...又係中國...又係國語...好悶囉...(呢排太多呢類戲喇...)<br /></strong><strong>楊洛斯把聲唔知做咩...勁cutie咁講英文對白...完全唔襯個角色...haha...<br />一心諗住有李生...打大佬唔會差得去邊啦......5 mins都唔知有冇就被班頓既連續持KO左...趕收工咩???<br />仲要套戲感覺好鬼老土...繼上次赤壁之後又一套係橫向咁過場...70,80年代?!haha</strong></p> <p><strong>呢部可算係...3部曲衰收尾之作！</strong></p> <p><strong>好耐無買過學生飛！慳左dd...haha</strong></p> <p><img hspace="0" src="http://org83.zorpia.com/0/4583/29333211.75867a.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></p> Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1825754 Mon, 04 Aug 2008 04:35 EST http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1823737 <p><strong><u>25/7/2008</u></strong></p> <p><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: small">出去陪Joe買電話，個sales好攪笑...勁nice...好似自己d friend咁...</span></strong></p> <p><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: small">想買對vans slip on，eastbay又無晒紅黑格仔...之前TST睇中左對era既黑/金色骰仔，但自己著緊全黑，無買到...</span></strong></p> <p><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: small"></span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: small">路過見到黑/粉紅...夠晒姣~一見鍾情！</span><img src="http://www.hk-kicks.com/images/smilies/smil3eb67bde0bb79.gif" /> <br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: small">邊隻色鞋帶好D呢?</span></strong></p> <p><strong><img hspace="0" src="http://www.hk-kicks.com/files/4359/IMG_7856_1.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></strong></p> <p><strong><img hspace="0" src="http://www.hk-kicks.com/files/4359/IMG_7859_1.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></strong></p> <p><strong><img hspace="0" src="http://www.hk-kicks.com/files/4359/IMG_7861_1.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></strong></p> <p><strong><img hspace="0" src="http://www.hk-kicks.com/files/4359/IMG_7862_1.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></strong></p> <p><span style="FONT-SIZE: small"><strong>鞋底都咁姣~正！</strong></span></p> <p><strong><img hspace="0" src="http://www.hk-kicks.com/files/4359/IMG_7868_1.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></strong></p> <p><strong>買完先諗到...呢對咪又係黑色era......@@</strong></p> Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1823737 Sun, 27 Jul 2008 10:43 EST http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1818604 <div><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#007828"><u><strong>6/7/2008</strong></u></font></div> <div><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#007828"><strong></strong></font></div> <div><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#007828"><strong>尋晚LCY打黎問我o係邊，話o係旺角紅燈區見到有個男仔同我一模一樣，係由頭到腳帽、眼鏡、衫、褲、鞋都一樣...仲要鬼鬼鼠鼠同另一男仔一齊...</strong></font></div> <div><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#007828"><strong>嫂子打黎時我係屋企睇緊費迪拿大戰拿度呀...收線後刻影張相...我係清白架~~~</strong></font></div> <div><strong><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#007828"><img hspace="0" src="http://org83.zorpia.com/0/4498/28792732.0c6a7b.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></font></strong></div> <div><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#007828"><a href="http://org83.zorpia.com/0/4498/28792732.0c6a7b.jpg"></a></font><strong></strong></div> <div><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#007828"><strong>係電話度，聽到一把熟悉既男人聲，係家偉...一定係家偉...姓李既...11點幾阿嫂同家偉係紅燈區攪咩呢...???</strong></font></div> <div><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#007828"><strong>我一定要保守呢個秘密，捍衛漬仔既面子，男人既尊嚴...呢頂綠色既帽一定唔可以畀漬仔戴呀...嘿嘿</strong></font></div> <div><strong><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#007828">&nbsp;</font></strong></div> <div><u><strong><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#007828">&nbsp;7/7/2008</font></strong></u></div> <div><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"></font></div> <div><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#007828"><strong>去完長隆水上樂園，加耳似乎入水發炎，好鬼痛...諗住兩三日會自然好返...點知已經物7日都仲痛...</strong></font></div> <div><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#007828"><strong>一來耳仔附近都痛，二來經過阿爸阿媽日哦夜哦，今朝決定走去睇醫生，的確係發炎...什麼耳道耳乜發炎...</strong></font></div> <div><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#007828"><strong>滴藥水、3日藥、7日抗生素...醫生...使唔使呀?! 嘩...埋單2百6...頂...又破財...</strong></font></div> <div><strong><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#007828"><img hspace="0" src="http://org83.zorpia.com/0/4498/28792727.2e4777.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /></font></strong></div> <h1><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#007828" size="3">有個問題...耳仔滴藥水...滴一陣就流返出黎...有用既咩?!</font></h1> Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/jokeking/journal/1818604 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 03:43 EST