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2007年10月4日 下午1點43分07秒The Pastor's Ass
"Maybe We Can Learn Something Here " Im Sure!!!
The Pastor's Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The
pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and
it won again.
The local
paper read:
PASTOR'S
ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop
was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to
enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ASS.
This
was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN
HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The
bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it
to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN
SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This
was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the ad lines read:
NUN
ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live
longer!
Have a nice day : )
This was sent to Me by a Close Friend, I posted this here,
as I thought this will be a Great example to those people (NOSSY) who were
Worried too much about My Photos in Zorpia.
They were not even Worried of Things They Do, by Screwing Poor
Innocent People Across the Globe, in Simple words they wanted to come out here
" Plain Clean" So that they can Continue their MODOS OPERANDE, just Covering Themselves pretending like You Know WHO?
---Psssst...! thats in......... Harry Potter lol !
These people were totally Busy....Busy of watching their Neighbours, of what they do, and wanted to Know everything so that they will have something to talk about to others when they gathered together PICKING Out Their LICE out of their Black Hair ...people....Oh...Please just be worried about your Own ASS!!! thank you ;) By: jj farillon
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2007年8月20日 下午3點50分13秒The Birds and the Bees
The New Version of the Birds and Bees
Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?
"The father answers: "Well, son, I guess you'll have to find out sooner or later. ...
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2007年9月26日 17:11some one want be a your friend
You can make me laugh.
You can make me cry.
You make it easier to stand the riff-raff.
And sometimes, when I see you, I can only sigh.
That's why I value friendship over all.
You loan your strength to me,
And I in turn offer mine to you,
Each to the other for trouble's boundless sea
Supporting each till we can stand anew
That's why I value friendship over all.
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A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.
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2007年9月23日 22:13hi you
2008年12月18日 8:40Merry Christmas!
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