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tera kakh na rahe tu hamey bhooli to bhooli kyun ???????????
mera page visit ker shaid koi tere dammag ka hisa kaam ker parey

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adi tery sitary aj kal gardish mai chal rahey hain iss waja say tujy sab bhool rahye hain hehehehe

Array tum Zinda hoo....woh 1 larki keh reh rahi thi k tum mar gayi ....

aray ye woh nhe hay,ye uss ka b/f hay,iss ko
uss kay password ka patta tha,iss liye uss
kay marnay ka baad ye sala mirchoo
sab ko cheat kar raha hay!!!!!!!

kisi nay nahi suna or onchi onchi Rola daaaaal
pata nahi kithon pagal uth k ajande nay......

Adil tujy kah raha hai ye ////

mirchoo sala kya "she female" hay jo all
time bille kani ko help kay liye chekheen
marta rehta hay :))

o hello tumey kebab may hadi ban nay ka bohat shok hey,,,, jider bi jao tum nay apni comment zaror deni hoti hey,,,,,,,, awein besti kerwaye gi apni

mujey nahi kah raha,,, mujey kehta to may 2 kano k darmayan 1 sir ker dena tha lolzzz

fir kisay kah raha hai ?

pata nahi kise kah raha hey aik dafa kah k agey say bola hi nahi chad paran miti paaaaa

lai paaa diti mitti (dhurrrrrummm) ..... hor kuch

hun ik kut k japhi v pa >:d<

aja galay lag ja tha kar k hehehee uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm (";)

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

han yaar mujey bi kuch aisa hi lagta hey kher koi baat nahi tu mere sath hey na or kuch nahi chaiye

haye how sweet ..... muaaah love u ... hehehee

maskay lagana to koi tuj say seekhay

hahahaha lolz
wey ek tera pyar menu mileya may dunia to or ki lena :-p:-p:-p

hahahaha bohat jhoota hai tu ... kasam say

lolzzz Jhoot bolay kauwa katey

u r good looking but ur sweet lips are preety...............

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their
cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing
left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and
be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!
"This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants
us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement,
opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands
it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police . . .
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In a small town, a person decided to open up his Bar business, which was right opposite to a Temple. The Temple & its congregation started a campaign to block the Bar from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business.

Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the Bar and it was burnt to the ground.

The temple folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, till the Bar owner sued the Temple authorities on the grounds that the Temple through its congregation and prayers was ultimately responsible for the demise of his bar shop, either through direct or indirect actions or means.

In its reply to the court, the temple vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection that their prayers were reasons to the bar shop's demise. As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the hearing and commented: "I don't know how I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer and we have an entire temple and its devotees that doesn't."

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Broz/Sisters, plz start reading Quran with translation and understanding as this is the most readable book (but without understanding) the face of the earth.

Lets enjoy our lives being good believers.
Think Differently
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Police wala (Baitay say): Tumhara result aya hay aur tum teen subjects main fail hu. Aj say tumhara khailna, TV daikhna and Bahir jana band.

Baita (sargoshi kartay huway): Chorain G (Aankh Mar K) - yah 50 rupay rakhain aur silsala yahin khatam karain.
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Muzik ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Three Ayat which which shows the intent against Muzik:
1) Among the people, there are those who uphold baseless Hadith, and thus divert others from the path of GOD without knowledge, and take it in vain. These have incurred a shameful retribution.(Sura 31: Luqman (Luqman)/ayat-6)

EXPLANATION:
"Lah wal hadith" is the focused word in this ayat.
Syedna Abdullah Bin Masood (R.A) said about this ayat "By God, it means sisgning (Muzik)"
Syedna Abdullah Bin Abbas (R.A) said about this ayat "This is singing and the stuff related to muzik"
And same point of view is from Hazrat Saeed bin yassar, Saeed Bin Jubair, Akarma and Qatada (R.A)
(Refrence pages from tafseer ibne Kaseer are attached)
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2) Are you insisting on your ways(Playing/singing)? (Sura 53: The Stars (Al-Najm)/ayat 61)
Explanation:
The word "Samidoon" in this ayat means singing (from Yamani Arabic dictionary). This ayat is very intersting as before this ayat ALLAH (S.W.T) telling us about the Day of judgement and our behaviourz after listening these ayats.
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3) "You may entice them with your voice, and mobilize all your forces and all your men against them, and share in their money and children, and promise them. Anything the devil promises is no more than an illusion (Sura 17: The Children of Israel (Bani Israel)/ayat 64)
Explanantion:
This is the wonderful ayat. This is ayat which scene out the conversation b/t ALLAH (S.W.T) and Satan. And here ALLAH is mentioning that satan can attack through his voice (singing/bad poetry/abusing/ use of bad language etc).So, we Muslims ALhamdolillah considerz Muzik + singing bad poetry as one of the voice od Satan.
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A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.

The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."

Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The American asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American.

"Okay," says the American, "your turn".

He asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences........no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress... no answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500.

The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.

The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse,hands the american $5,and goes back to sleep.
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Asalamualikum Everybody,

This time sahi ahadiths are there:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::


Once Syedna Abdullah Bin Omar (R.A) was on the way with some other person. They heard the voice of flute by shepherd. He insert his fingers in the ears, changed the path and asked the companion:
"Are you still listning him"?
He Said: Yes............ & They keep on walking.
Finally the companion said: Now i can not listen him.
Then Syedna Ibne Omar (R.A) put his hands down and said:
"I myself observed Prophet Muhammad (S.A.W) that wheen he heard the voice of flute - He (S.A.W) did the same".
(Sunan Abi Dawood - Book of Adab (Babul karahiya tul Ghana Wal Zumar)

EXPLANATION:
This is quite simple that Holy Prophet heard only the voice of Flute and how he responded. I dont know how one can say that singing (satanic peotry) with a lot of instruments is halal....
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Syedna Abdur Rahman Bin Aouf (R.A) narrated that Prophet Muhammad (S.A.W) said:
"Surely I am been prohibited from two voices of foolishness, adultry & profligacy (Fisq O Fajoor): On having some Blessing (happiness) - the voice of flute and on some trouble - weeping/crying in a loude voice.
(Tirmidhi - Kitbaul Janaiz (Babul Ma ja a Fi rukhsa Fil Baka a Alal Mayat)
Explanation:
Now how we behaves on marriages, on having some good news and on the time of Death........In this Hadith "weeping with a loud vioce on some trouble is a voice of foolishness and the singing/Muzik is a voice of adultry and profligacy.
This is the reason that Companions (Sahaba) considered muzik "FIrst step towards Zina (Adultry).
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Ibne Omar (R.A) said that on the time of the death of Syedna Ibrahim (R.A)(son of prophet Muhammad (S.A.W)),eyes of prophet were flowing. I said:
"Ya rasool ALLAH - you forbade us but you (yourself) is weeping"????
Prophet Muhammad (S.A.W) said:
"I dont block you to weep but i forbade you from two foolish and profligatic voices:Satanic fluets & Adultriotic acts in the time of Blessing (Happiness) and weeping/crying with satanic voices in time of trouble"
(Nasbur Raaya - Hadith number 36 (84/4))
EXPLANATION:
THis hadith is again same - more or less with the same theme as of Hadith number - 2.
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Somebody from Aslaf (sahaba/tabaeen) asked from his Students that what you people will do if Satan will attack you?????????

One of the student replied: Offcourse we will fight with him and try to defeat him.

Sulf asked him: Do you think - you will succeed?????

He said: I am not sure but i will try.

Sulf said: Even if you will defeat him but you will still get some injuries from this fight (mean kuch na kuch gunahoon main mubtala hu hi jao gay shaitan k hamloon say).

Student: So what i can do then????????

Sulf: Ok, if you are passing through some street and you see that there is dog and owner of the dog is with him and you feel that the dog is want to attack you - will you fight with the dog.
Offcourse no but you should have to ask the owner of the dog to control his dog. Similarly, when you see that the satan is going to attack you - Think about ALLAH (The owner of everything-The Lord of the universe) and ask him for help. InshALLAH you will be safe and will be able to carry own your journey. (A para from TILBEES IBLEES by Alama Abul Faraj Ibne Joozi)

So, this is Submission to ALLAH. Rather to waste time in fighting with satan (devil) - Ask ALLAH for help.
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A Guy WAS chatting with a female - Online chat.

Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's

Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?

Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat

Hero: wow...am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on
Chat

Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.

Hero: OK(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)

Manager: Hey, I need some help from you

Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me

Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number,
Given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?

Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you,if I
Give it by tomorrow evening.

Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to
Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)

Female: Hey, am back

Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She's kinda..... keeps
asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work

Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!

Hero: Yep, u rite!!

Female: Hey, can u do me a favor

Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.

Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number,
given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's
real Urgent for me to work this out

Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Urmail in an hour from now.
ok?

Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW
WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!
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Broz/Sistrz:
THINK - WHen we will be asked "Where we spent our time".
So, Lets use our time +tively
THINK DIFFERENTLY

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