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2007年11月21日 上午5點52分06秒"We found her!"
Dedicated to Ladies J@CKELYN, Tinker Bell, nody, Sophilia! And Mr. Ahmad!
A man loved dearly his pet, a female parrot, but he was sad and worried
to see her talk dirty words all the time !
He complained to his friend one day about this pet. His friend said,
"Okey, don't worry, no problem! Give her to me!
I will put her in the same cage with my two male parrots! She will be nice after one week!
For those two parrots of mine are the two most docile and pious ones in the world!
One is saying prayers all his time, and the other's calling endlessly The Madonna's Name !"
Tomorrow, the man was utterly surprised to see his friend bring back his pet,
with a setup and defeated look on his face.
"What happened?", he asked.
His friend answered, with the voice of a loser,
"No way!... As soon as my two parrots saw your pet parrot,
the one who was calling The Madonna's Name told the one who was praying,
"Stop your prayers! What we have been praying for... since so long... has just come now!"
2007年11月20日 下午1點57分08秒Press language!
Some funny Headlines in Newspapers and Magazines in the US.
(Dedicated to my lady friends: J@CKELYN, Tinker Bell, and Nody, and all Zorpians in USA)
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1/ FDR IN BED WITH COED (Washington Post - Headline on the front page of its first edition) ...
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2007年10月27日 上午11點10分26秒"ON CHILDREN"
Dedicated to all Zorpian parents.
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The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent
- MELL LAZARUS
If you treat a sick child like an adult and treat a sick adult like a child, eveything usually works out pretty well. ...
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2007年10月24日 上午8點25分37秒Blunders in the Court
BLUNDERS IN THE COURT
True stories. Collected by Richard Lederer.
Put in here in dedication to lady nody.
tp ...
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2007年10月23日 上午8點00分00秒The World's Easiest Quiz
The World's Easiest Quiz
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1. How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2. Which country makes Panama hats?
3. Where do we get catgut? ...
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