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2008年2月22日 下午1點26分29秒JOKES
JOKES
To Little Tink Angel
J@ckelyn, nody, Hugs, doubleH
and all my friends. Relax!
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STUMBLED!
Late last year, two German young lady friends of mine came to see me
in my city.
We took a lazy stroll through some quiet streets of Saigon, then they started
to chat in their mother tongue while looking at the shoes of a woman who was
just passing by.
In order to take part in the conversation, I asked in our common English,
"Are you talking about that woman's horrible ugly shoes?"
"No," replied one. "We were just saying that they're exactly the same as mine."
I just bought an apartment and began repainting it.
I had applied the second coat of sunny yellow to the bathroom when a friend
dropped in. Proudly, I showed him over the rooms, commenting,
"I have to paint the bathroom first."
"I can see why," said my friend, "I'd paint it too, if it were that color."
My lady friend complained to me that her neighbors were practicing bird calls
with whistles. She said she had told them to keep the noise down, but to no avail.
So she was going to report to the police.
A deputy was sent to her house the next day. He located the source of the noise.
It was a bird.
AND SMART STEPS
As we kids always made a mess at everything in the house, my mother had to
work hard cleaning and cleaning. My father, who according to his habitude,
never did housework to help her, but he resented that. So one afternoon as she just
cleaned the floor and was cleaning other things, we returned home from school
and came charging into the kitchen to eat, my father said,
"Now, if anyone spills anything on the floor, they have to wipe it up and then
spend an hour in their room."
Without hesitation, my Mom deliberately poured some of her coffee on the floor,
wiped it up, and headed straight upstairs. We didn't see her again for an hour.
My sister-in-law admitted to being a less than fastidious housekeeper.
My brother was not so happy about that, but he got no chance to say it out.
One evening he returned home from work, walked into the kitchen and said,
"You know, dear, I can write my name in the dust on the mantel."
My sister-in-law turned to him and sweetly replied, "Well, darling, that's why
I married an University graduate."
AND FUNNY STEPS
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he question
the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense,"said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
A woman drove a mini-van filled with a dozen screaming kids through the
parking lot, looking for a space.
Obviously frazzled, she coasted through a stop sign.
"Hey, lady, have you forgotten how to stop?" yell an irate man.
She rolled down her window and said, "What make you think these kids
are all mine?"
2008年2月18日 上午5點44分54秒Maya
MAYA
In dedication to
my new friends: ...
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2008年2月11日 下午4點55分50秒The man who shot Liberty Valance
The man who shot Liberty Valance
I just came across an old country song "The man who shot Liberty Valance",
then another - "Sutter's Mill"... all about the West Journey in the USA's history. ...
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2008年2月11日 下午3點22分37秒THE LEADER
THE LEADER
To Great Ladies:
matavee, j@ckelyn, lola, hnady, HUGS
(Just for fun. No hints!... (smile)... Don't kill me.) ...
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2008年2月5日 下午9點44分51秒JOKES
JOKES
To My little dear Angel tinker bell
Ladies j@ckelyn, matavee, nody,
rubina, lola, hnady, HUGS, ionita ...
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