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2007年11月21日 上午7點02分40秒Why it is great!
Dedicated to my friends, Lady J@CKELYN and Lady nody.
A couple were talking during one of their sweet nights.
The husband ask lovingly,
"Darling, why you married me"?
His wife, just wanting to tease him, answered,
" Because you are stupid!"
"Thanks God Almighty!", the man shouted happily, "How great!"
His wife was surprised,
"Why it's great?"
The husband replied merrily,
"Because... I see people got divorced because they stopped being in love with each other,
but I never see anybody stopped being stupid!"
2007年11月21日 上午5點52分06秒"We found her!"
Dedicated to Ladies J@CKELYN, Tinker Bell, nody, Sophilia! And Mr. Ahmad!
A man loved dearly his pet, a female parrot, but he was sad and worried
to see her talk dirty words all the time !
He complained to his friend one day about this pet. His friend said,
"Okey, don't worry, no problem! Give her to me!
I will put her in the same cage with my two male parrots! She will be nice after one week!
For those two parrots of mine are the two most docile and pious ones in the world!
One is saying prayers all his time, and the other's calling endlessly The Madonna's Name !"
Tomorrow, the man was utterly surprised to see his friend bring back his pet,
with a setup and defeated look on his face.
"What happened?", he asked.
His friend answered, with the voice of a loser,
"No way!... As soon as my two parrots saw your pet parrot,
the one who was calling The Madonna's Name told the one who was praying,
"Stop your prayers! What we have been praying for... since so long... has just come now!"
2007年11月20日 下午1點57分08秒Press language!
Some funny Headlines in Newspapers and Magazines in the US.
(Dedicated to my lady friends: J@CKELYN, Tinker Bell, and Nody, and all Zorpians in USA)
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1/ FDR IN BED WITH COED (Washington Post - Headline on the front page of its first edition)
Translation: Actually President Roosevelt was in bed with a cold, as the story made clear.
2/ MANLY MAN MARRIES FERTILE WOMAN
Translation: A man from Manly, Minnesota, married a woman from Fertile, in the same state.
3/ LAY TEACHERS FOR FIRST TIME IN SCHOOLS
Translation: A local Catholic school can no longer fill its staff with nuns!
4/ IDAHO BRIDES CAN'T TAKE HEAVY G.I TRAFFIC
Translation: The story is about Idaho BRIDGES, but the printer carelessly dropped a G !
5/ VIRGIN TO PROVIDE WEEKEND EXCITEMENT
Translation: Famous runner Craig Virgin will enter the local race.
...LOL...!...LOL...!