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- 個人簡介:y shud i tell u??
- 語言:Urdu, english, lil bit of spanish
- 興趣愛好:exercise, surfing web, hanging out with friends, watching movies
- 喜歡的書:kite runner, da vinci code, namesake...
- 喜歡的音樂:paki and indian
- 喜歡的電影:ne thing with mafia, underworld, gangsters-- im really into that kinda movies--- godfather, donnie brasco, vaastav
- 旅行過的地方:amsterdam, georgia, pakistan, india
- 我在尋找:cool friends not perverted idiots!
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2006年2月22日 下午9點26分26秒Stress Reduction!
2006年2月3日 下午9點15分22秒Cool Pics
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If you are near to this picture, Mr Angry is on the left and Mrs Calm is on the right. If you view it from a distance, they switch places!
2006年1月21日 下午8點23分24秒Important questions to think about:
* Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
* Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
* Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? ...
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2007年1月24日 20:8funnytics.com
funny
107, 貝魯特, 黎巴嫩
Hello ,
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Thanks for visiting www.funnytics.com .
Check the NEW website: www.funnytics.com , published 1/1/2007, where you can find lot of funny stuff (PowerPoint, Pictures, Videos, Jokes etc ... ), as u can find Ringtones and Games for your mobile. More than that, you can find lot of things related to msn, yahoo, software and serial numbers, a section for "Chat Room" and more, a section for Website Design, and lot of other things.
Thanks for visiting www.funnytics.com .
2006年12月30日 7:39Be happy , live happy
2006年10月20日 13:8hi
iftikhar
20, 設菲爾德, 英國
hi there u got some nice questions there have a read of my quotes and tell me what u think ps add me
SOME FUNNY QUOTES
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say......... .
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep !!!!!!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk !
-------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours !
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
When two's company, three's the result !
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
………………………………................................
Little rain never hurt anybody
But the light in it can kill ya
………………………………............................................ add me ifti_60@hotmail.co.uk
SOME FUNNY QUOTES
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say......... .
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep !!!!!!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk !
-------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours !
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
When two's company, three's the result !
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
………………………………................................
Little rain never hurt anybody
But the light in it can kill ya
………………………………............................................ add me ifti_60@hotmail.co.uk
2008年12月2日 10:40hi