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2003年6月29日 上午10點07分00秒Pink You are Pink! OMG i'm pink?? I thought...

Pink
You are Pink!

OMG i'm pink?? I thought I should be blue /black /grey... and I'm absolutely not creative at all... =P maybe I'm usually talkative, but I can always stand a long silence... i think i'm not THAT warm =P hehe

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2003年6月28日 下午10點57分00秒The Trimetric Classics (三字經) as a lot of...

The Trimetric Classics (三字經)

as a lot of you may already know, I'm very very interested in translation. Here's an excerpt from the winner's work of a translation competition (extracted from last week's mingpao weekly). It's so splendid I almost laughed my head off.

*rofl*

人之初:  At the beginning of life,
性本善:  Sex was good.
性相近:  Basically, sex is all the same,
習相遠:  but everyone has their own habits.

茍不教:  If you've never received a good training,
性乃遷:  you may risk a sex change.
教之道:  The tradition of sex education,
貴以專:  is to make love with only one person.

昔孟母:  Once there was a mother, Mrs. Meng,
擇鄰處:  who chose only virgins as her neighbors.
子不學:  Her son couldn't learn anything from them,
斷機抒:  and his dick broke off.

竇燕山:  Yan-shan Dou, the man of wisdom,
有義方:  owned a wonderful sex potion.
教五子:  All his five sons took it,
名俱揚:  and their sexual abilities were widely known.

養不教:  If a child doesn't know how to do it,
父之過:  it is the fault of the father.
教不嚴:  If he doesn't exercise his dick hard enough,
師之惰:  his teacher must be just as flabby and weak.

子不學:  A child who refuses to study love-making
非所宜:  is making a real mistake.
幼不學:  He who doesn't learn it when small
老何為:  will only have his nuts to scratch when aged.

玉不琢:  Alas, if you don't exercise your dick,
不成器:  it won't turn into a mighty tool.
人不學:  And, if you don't learn sex,
不知義:  you can't tell a real tit from a fake.

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2003年6月25日 下午6點21分00秒今日有人生日,HAPPY BIRTHDAY!希望佢開

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2003年6月24日 上午11點35分00秒kekeke I'M BACK!! i've not written anything...

kekeke I'M BACK!!

i've not written anything for fully 12 days =P so this time i'm gonna write a long long entry =P

ummm lemme start with what I've done these days

1. watching bowling for columbine with chinling

hehe i went watching movie on a tuesday AGAIN... in Windsor House AGAIN =P I bought the tickets AGAIN because chinling was late AGAIN =P oh no... my life is so much of a routine -__-" we enjoyed our comfotable couches... but this time there're no blankets, probably because they switched the air-con to a higher temperature. and this time there're only 5 ppl in the whole theatre... the movie isn't that bad, is it? i like it because the director has studied the gun problem in USA from many angles ;) it is a documentary but is not boring at all.

we went shopping afterwards... actually it was because we were both wearing footwear that we weren't uite satisfied with, and we needed new ones!! =P hehehe she was wearing new DKNY shoes which were TOO NEW that they scratched her feet, and the magic tape of 1 of my agnes b slippers was a bit loose.

we went to Esprit and found a pair of nice slippers that cost only $69... with my discount card the price would be like $55 =D but they didn't have my size >.< which is the reason why the slippers were 50% off. *sigh*

so then we went to Time's square, where there're marathon, royal sport house and catalog =P hahaha all the stores that sell sport stuff... and we're hoping we could find cheap Guess slippers... we didn't though... but in the end we bought converse slippers X 2... because they give out 2 movie tickets for 2 pairs of slippers purchased. and then there's a lucky draw for each item purchased... prizes include movie tickets, posters, trailer VCDs, etc. and we got another ticket from the lucky draw!!! wakakaka =P chinling said she could feel the green star on the ping pong ball in the ball which represents one movie ticket.... so guys, if u go to Converse and try the lucky draw, remember to rub the balls with your finger to see whether there's a star =P (as if you're playing mahjong hahahah =P )

btw the movie was The Twins Effect. Weird name.. but i think it will be one of the better ones of this summer... afterall they've spent more than 50 million making it.

2. playing basketball with classmates

I've told aaron to call me whenever they wanna play bb in King George V Park. surpirisingly he actually did. but i was the only girl there again... but I can understand that... it's not that unusual if he can't get suxanna or other girls to come... and I was there only because the playground is really close to my place. it takes like 5 minutes to get there on foot... but I was late for almost an hour =P kekeke by the time I arrived Joystick had to leave for work =P so there're 3 guys and me... and other ppl that we dun know... one of the baskets was kind of locked. if there had not been other ppl we could have played 2 on 2...but we had to share the basket with the strangers, so I had to get out of the court and watch the guys play 3 on 3 >.< basically I was only sunbathing again >.< I thought I was gonna melt, so I volunteered to go buy some drinks. siu kei and CK gave me $30... and I put the notes into the pocket of my shorts. I crossed the road and walked towards a store, but when I tried to take out the notes from the pocket, THERY'RE GONE!! =O I went back to search, but no luck =( I don't think it fell out of my pocket... it must have been stolen =( probably by the drug addicts who visit the methadone center right next to the park >__<

3. a visit to tsim sha tsui

at the afternoon of the same day I accompanied aaron to go casting (for models) hahahaha =P can't believe pangduke can be the target of any talent scout? me neither!!! =P actually it's because his friend's summer job is to look for ppl who are willing to go casting, and she can't find enough "clients" haha =P therfore pangduke had to pretend he was persuaded on the street to go there.

the office of the model company was next to mirawa hotel, TST. there were a few other young ppl waiting. they all had to fill in a form in english. there was this pair of brother and sister who looked quite "Mong Kok", (actually i thought they were MK lovers =P) who constantly kepy peeping aaron's form. the elder bro went inside to be interviewed, and it seemed that he told the staff sth about his sis, then a manager came out and gave the sis a form, and asked her questions like "what kind of similar jobs have you done", "which mag were you on", etc. geez... how come everyone has done some job as a model? o_O

the girl said she doesn't know English and asked me in chinese, "what is this word? (occupation) does it mean horoscope?" -__-" I said it means your profession. "but I'm jobless and I've dropped out of school, what can I fill in??"

it took only less 5 mins for the casting, so pangduke and I went hanging around in TST. Mirawa shopping center looked so "up dup", but surprisingly we found a number of stores that we like ( or I like =P) , like diesel, extravaganza, etc. hohoho I saw katie's prada bag =P locked inside a shelf as if it's very expensive. you know what? katie's bag cost $700 sth only =P

we went renewing our identification documents on Monday. KT was REALLY LATE... she arrived 90 minutes after I arrived at the immigration department!!! we spent the whole day getting my china entry/exit permit and her HKID card. KT will have a new Smart ID... which made us wait for 4 hours in order to get it. *sigh* there's a price 4 everything.

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2003年6月14日 下午6點30分00秒pathetic... wastes time and effort like hide-

pathetic... wastes time and effort

like hide-and-seek...the game is usually played by 2, where 1 chases after the other. I hate being the one behind, on one hand if you dun keep moving, your prey goes away. on the other hand, if you move too quickly you smother your prey. or even if it's in your clutches, it escapes soon afterwards.

this is too tiring.

edith is exhausted, she needs a rest.

** all online activities will be put off until further notice. **

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A STORY too easy to forget

The little prince met a fox in the middle of Sahara. The prince was bored and he suggested that the fox play with him.

"I cannot play with you," said the fox. "I am not tame."

"What does tame mean?"

"It means to establish ties..."

....

"To me, you will be unique. And I shall be unique to you."

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Spring, 2000.

"I think you have tamed me." said Al.

"So you think I'm the fox?"

"Yes."

"Go to hell."

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