2006年11月29日 上午5點53分11秒Silly Blonde Jokes

Stress with work??
It's time to have some Silly Blonde jokes then.
Enjoy~*

• A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed , then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde" "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
  
• A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"
  
• Why was the Blonde's coffin Rectangular?

          When she hit the pillow, she opened her legs.

          Her legs couldnt be closed.

• Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito???

          Answer: A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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2006年11月28日 上午7點35分14秒ZORPIA

好, 今日決定寫番zorpia
雖然d post可能同xanga重覆
但係唔緊要啦
起碼唔洗比你地話我荒廢呢邊
drag左xanga d post過黎 ...

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2006年4月27日 下午5點13分52秒what a day~*

我真係好無聊... 點算

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