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2004年8月19日 上午10點52分25秒The most destructive habit...................
The most destructive habit......................Worry
> >The greatest Joy...............................Giving > >The greatest loss................Loss of self-respect > >The most satisfying work...............Helping others > >The ugliest personality trait.............Selfishness > >The most endangered species.........Dedicated leaders > >Our greatest natural resource...............Our youth > >The greatest "shot in the arm"..........Encouragement > >The greatest problem to overcome.................Fear > >The most effective sleeping pill........Peace of mind > >The most crippling failure disease............Excuses > >The most powerful force in life..................Love > >The most dangerous pariah..................A gossiper > >The world's most incredible computer........The brain > >The worst thing to be without................... Hope > >The deadliest weapon.......................The tongue > >The two most power-filled words..............."I Can" > >The greatest asset..............................Faith > >The most worthless emotion..................Self-pity > >The most beautiful attire......................SMILE! > >The most prized possession................Integrity > >The most powerful channel of communication.....Prayer > >The most contagious spirit.................Enthusiasm > >The most important thing in life..................GOD2004年8月18日 上午12點55分31秒Let this be a warning to everyone... my...
Let this be a warning to everyone...
my friend was going home laguna to manila and was traversing a stretch of road na madilim, then it happened, tumirik bigla yung kotse for no apparent reason. checked the gas gauge, half filled naman, no other engine malfunction sa gauges. basta the car just "died" on him. nearby was this acacia tree so he decided na mag jingle muna, then he heard a, "psssttt, halika dito". there he saw this very old man. medyo natakot and nagulat siya, kasi nanlilisik yung mga mata, mahaba ang buhok, mukhang ermitanyo. tinawag siya and he saw the old man was carrying a book. at first hesitant, pero there was this force urging him to come over. when he came over, the old man handed him the book, para lang siyang pocket book, but colored black. the old man then told him that he has to pay for it, 700 pesos daw. thinking that he still needs money to have his car fixed, siyempre ayaw niyang tanggapin yung book. pero nanlisik lalo yung mata nung matanda at pinipilit siyang bayaran yung book. dahil sa takot, binayaran din niya yung libro. after paying for it, sabi sa kanya na huwag na huwag niyang titignan yung last page ng libro, or he will regret it. he wanted to ask for directions, but the old man started walking towards the darker part of the fields and biglang nawala. luckily may bus na dumaan and he asked to be brought down sa bayan. there he looked for a place to spend the night,para balikan yung car niya the next day. in his room, he couldn't sleep, and remembered the book he bought for 700 pesos, kaya kinuha niya ito and read it. it was about the supernatural and engkantos. he has read a chapter na rin and was feeling sleepy, so tinabi niya sa side table. then he remembered yung sinabi nung matanda about the last page. he was undecided at the same time natatakot dun sa warning nung matanda about opening to the last page. so he gathered enough courage to open it to the last page, opened his eyes and got the shock of his life
national book store... P49.75 pesos
(hahaha :D)
2004年8月17日 上午1點13分18秒I knew a blonde that was so stupid that......
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went
home
2004年8月12日 上午7點06分56秒Temptation I was happy. My girlfriend and I...
Temptation
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend! She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter." Welcome to the family... and the moral of this story?
Always keep your condoms in your car.
2004年8月11日 上午11點35分17秒just sharing..... icon_wink.gif I refuse to...
I refuse to wait for you any longer. There was a
time in my life when I would have saved myself
for you alone. In my heart no one else would do.
I belonged to no one else but you. That isnt me
anymore. My heart finally caught up with my brain
and I finally saw that all of it was just nothing
but fantasies. Dreams that only I wanted. There
was no hope left for us. As each day passed, it
became clearer to me that it was never meant to
be. We were never meant to be. I refuse to live
in the past. What we shared lives in the past, it
doesnt control me any longer. Dont get me
wrong, I will forever treasure it but I wont let
it hold me back. I wont let it ruin who I was
and who I am now. For a time, I almost forgot who
I was without you. Ill never let that happen
again. I wont ever lose myself again.
I refuse to fight anymore. For several months
now, Ive been fighting. Ive been fighting for our
relationship and for us. However, no matter
what I do, I seem to be losing. Whenever I feel
as if Im going to buckle down because of the
pressure, the thought that somehow maybe you are
fighting for us too kept me going. But months
have passed, I havent heard from you. Somehow I
finally realized that I was the only one fighting
for us. I was doing everything I could possibly
can for someone who was and never will be mine.
I refuse to believe that you didnt love me.
Somehow, someway, I know that I have a place in
your heart. You may not have been able to love me
the way I wanted you to love me but I know that
even for just a second, you really did love me.
I refuse to lose hope. It may not be you. It may
take me forever to find him, but I will. Tears
have been streaming down my cheeks for too long
from all this. Things that I felt should have
been taught to me some other less painful way but
somehow I dont regret it. It made me stronger.
It made me look inside myself and really see who
I really am and not who I thought I was. Hope
kept me going. The hope for better things to
come, the same hope that one day I will finally
be over you.....
