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2006年11月24日 上午11點29分48秒Korean Trip Album
To view my Korea Trip album, please copy and paste the following addy on ur browser,
http://www.zorpia.com/PohRoegerMH/album/671087/Korea_Trip
Thanks! :)
2006年11月4日 上午10點49分25秒Two Women
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing
stories on how they died.
First Woman: "I froze to death".
Second Woman: "You froze to death-- ---how horrible!!!"
First Woman: "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the
cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?"
Second Woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV."
First Woman: "So what happened?"
Second Woman: "I was so sure that there was another woman there
somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up
into the attic and searched down in the basement. Then I went through
every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled
over with a heart attack and died."
First Woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer; we'd both still be
alive..."

