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2009年7月27日 下午10點57分43秒THE DAY OF THE MARGHUZ VA'L JACKAL.
THE DAY OF THE MARGHUZ VA'L JACKAL (MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO, ABSOLUTELY FORGED ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB)).
BUT NEVER EVER MOCKING IN THE SLIGHTEST DEGREE THE WORLD'S RENOWNED NOVEL 'THE DAY OF THE JACKAL' (1971) BY FEDERICK FORSYTH.
AN ABSOLUTELY TRUE BIOGRAPHY OF MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO, ABSOLUTELY FORGED ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) (DISTRICT & SESSIONS COURTS, SWABI), KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ, SWABI, MARDAN, N-WFP, PAKISTAN. SINCE 19.10.2006 SO FAR MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO, ABSOLUTELY FORGED ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) & HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY (AS PLAINTIFFS) HAVE INSTITUTED & LAUNCHED 11 (ELEVEN)LAWSUITS VERSUS THEIR MOST SPECIFIC OPPONENTS GROUP (AS DEFENDANTS). NEVER EVER IN THE KNOWN HISTORY OF THE LAW ANY PLAINTIFF HAD/HAS MADE ONE OR MORE REQUESTS TO THE COURTS OF THE LAW & OTHER PEOPLE FOR COMPROMISES & RECONCILIATIONS. SUCH REQUEST/S HAD/HAS/HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MADE BY THE DEFENDANT/S. THIS IS BECAUSE THE DEFENDANT/S IS/ARE ALWAYS RELATIVELY ON THE WEAK FOOTINGS.
BUT MOST UNIQUELY & STRANGELY IN ALL THE 11 LAWSUITS OF MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO, ABSOLUTELY FORGED ADVOCATE & HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY (AS PLAINTIFFS) THEY HAD/HAVE MADE MULTIPLE REQUESTS BOTH VERBALLY & IN WRITING TO THE COURTS OF THE LAW & OTHER PEOPLE FOR THE COMPROMISES & RECONCILIATIONS. WHEREAS THEIR MOST SPECIFIC OPPONENTS GROUP HAD/HAS NEVER EVER MADE EVEN A SINGLE SUCH REQUEST. RATHER THEY HA/HAVE ALWAYS ABSOLUTELY & ENTIRELY REFUSED ALL SUCH REQUESTS OF MR. E LAHI KHAN GAN'DOO, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) & HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY (I.E. THE FAMILY OF PANDERS, CATAMITES, HARLOTS ETC.).
BUT THE QUESTION ARISES WHY MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO, ABSOLUTELY FORGED ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) & HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY ARE SIMULTANEOUSLY BOTH INSTITUTING/LAUNCHING THE LAWSUITS & MAKING THE REQUESTS FOR THE COMPROMISES/RECONCILIATIONS TO THE COURTS OF THE LAW & OTHER PEOPLE??????? THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION IS IN THE FOLLOWING PUKHTOO LANGUAGE SAYING WHICH I SHALL TRY TO REPRODUCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE;
"ONCE A JACKAL WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY BOTH HOWLING & PASSING THE FLATUS. WHEN ASKED BY A PASSER-BY THAT WHY HE WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY BOTH HOWLING & PASSING THE FLATUS? THE JACKAL REPLIED THAT HE WAS HOWLING IN ORDER TO FRIGHTEN THE OTHERS WHEREAS SIMULTANEOUSLY HE WAS PASSING THE FLATUS AS HE HIMSELF WAS SCARED OF THE OTHERS."
SO LIKE THE JACKAL MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO, ABSOLUTELY FORGED ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) & HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY ARE TRYING THEIR BEST TO FRIGHTEN THEIR MOST SPECIFIC OPPONENTS GROUP THROUGH THE INSTITUTION/LAUNCHING OF THEIR LAWSUITS (THIR HOWLING) WHERAS SIMULTANEOUSLY THEY ARE MAKING THE REQUESTS FOR THE COMPROMISES/RECONCILIATIONS TO THE COURTS OF THE LAW & OTHER PEOPLE (THEIR PASSING OF THE FLATUS) AS THEY THEMSELVES ARE TOO MUCH SCARED OF THEIR MOST SPECIFIC OPPONENTS GROUP.
PRODUCED BY MR. NIHAR ALI S/O MR. MIR ZAFFAR (ALIAS KO'LAY), AHMED KHEL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ, SWABI, MARDAN, N-WFP, PAKISTAN [2009].