2009年10月30日 下午3點50分21秒STORY OF MRS. F NIGAR & ARAB SHEIKHS AT SHARJAH ..

THE STORY OF MRS. F NIGAR RAN'DI (ALIAS MRS. GRAND) (W/O MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO (ALIAS VAKIL' SAIB), ABSOLUTELY FORGED ADVOCATE (DISTRICT & SESSIONS COURTS, SWABI), MAHALLAH KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, VILLAGE MARGHUZ, TEHSIL & DISTRICT SWABI, MARDAN DIVISION, NORTH WEST FRONTIER PROVINCE (N-WFP), PAKISTAN) & THE ARAB SHEIKHS AT SHARJAH, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES (UAE) FROM 04.03.2004 TO 04.04.2004.

COMING VERY SOON!!!!!!

A STORY TELLING THAT HOW ONE OF THE ABRAB SHEIKHS ON 07.04.2006 CE CAUSED HER NOT ONLY TO SCREAM UPON FALLING INTO HIS LAPS. A SCREAM WHICH WAS , IS & WIIL BE INFINITELY FAR BEYOND THE LAST FRONTIERS OF THE LEGENDARY SARAH'S SCREAM OF THE RENOWNED HISTORIC INCIDENCE OF MS. B SHARIF IN 1970s AT THE ABU DHABI, THE UAE IN THE TERMS OF THE PHYSICAL SONIC PITCH. BUT THAT ARAB SHEIKH ALSO CAUSED A 'U V PROLAPSE' TO HER. THUS PUTTING HER INTO GREAT LOSS BOTH PHYSICALY & PROFESSIONALY. WITH THE RESULT THAT ULTIMATELY SHE HAD TO UNDER GO A SUPER MAJOR SURGERY FOR THAT 'U V PROLAPSE' BY THE THEN ASSOC. PROF. DR. T JAMAL AT THE KHYBER TEACHING HOSPITAL, PESHAWAR ON 05.09.2006 CE AT THE PRIVATE ROOM NO. 85 0F THAT HOSPITAL (ALTHOUGH ENTIRELY ON THE CHARITY BASIS). WHERE SHE WAS ALSO DIAGNOSED TO BE HIV +VE. HER THAT CALL ON THE ARAB SHEIKHS PROVED TO BE THE LAST OF HER SUCH CALLS ON THE ARAB SHEIKHS (INDEED A CONSTANT NIGHTMARE FOR HER AS YET).

[ATTENTION: MOST OF THE RELEVANT RECORD OF THIS STORY IS ALREADY AT THE PHOTOS IN THIS PROFILE].

 

MISS. RASHIDAH SHAMSHER D/O MR. SHAMSHER ALI

MAHALLAH AHMED KHEL-YARA KHEL

VILLAGE MARGHUZ

 

30.10.2009

2009年6月2日 下午2點39分17秒MR ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL'SAIB) & CO. UPDAT..

'MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) & CO. UPDATES.'

30.05.2009 - MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKL' SAIB), KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ, SWABI, MARDAN, N-WFP, PAKISTAN WAS SNUBBED & BEATEN IN HIS FOYER FOR HIS INFINITELY CON ATRISTIC, IMMORAL MEANEST ETC. DEEDS AT 09:00 PM BY MR. A MOHAMMAD KHAN S/O MR. S MOHAMMAD KHAN, KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ. LATER ON MR. J AHMED KHAN (THE JUST NEXT ELDER BROTHER OF MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB)) MANAGED TO CALL 'AN EMERGENY MEETING (JIRGA)' OF 'THE KHANAN OF MARGHUZ' IN 'THE KHANNO JUMAT' AT 11:00 PM. WHERE UPON AN APOLOGY WAS SUBMITTED BY MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) FOR HIS SUCH SATANIC DEEDS ETC. THUS MR. A MOHAMMAD KHAN UNDOUBTELY WON THE MOST PRETIGIOUS TITLE OF 'MR. MARGHUZ 2009.'

 

ATTENTION: ALL THE MARGHUZ VA'L, SWABI VA'L & OTHER CONCERNED PERSONS ARE REQUESTED TO PROVIDE 'THEIR HIGHLY VALUABLE ULTRA-LATEST IFORMATION' IN THE CONTEXT OF THE ABOVE SUBJECT MATTER OF THIS JOURNAL 'AS THE ULTRA-LATEST UPDATES' TO EXPAND THIS JOURNAL. THIS INFORMATION CAN BE PROVIDED AS THE COMMENTS OR AT THE FOLLOWING E-MAIL ADDRRESES (NOTE: THEIR GOOD NAMES WILL BE MADE PUBLIC PROVIDED SUCH IS THEIR DESIRE);

 

nadia_ehsan.marghuz@yahoo.co.uk

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nadia_ehsan.marghuz@hotmail.com

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'MARGHUZ TIMES.'

 

2009年5月6日 下午9點27分29秒GOD CREATED REST OF ALL THE LANDS. BUT DUTCH CRE..

THERE IS A DUTCH MAXIM & ITS ENGLISH TRANSLATION IS "GOD CREATED ALL THE REST OF THE LANDS. BUT DUTCH CREATED THE NETHERLANDS."

THERE IS A PUSHTO MAXIM & ITS ENGLISH TRANSLATION IS "WHO MADE YOU POOR?" "GOD DID IT." "AND WHO MADE YOU WANTON?" "I MYSELF DID IT."

THERE IS A MARGHUZ VA'L & SWABI VA'L MAXIM & ITS ENGLISH TRANSLATIOIN IS "WHO MADE MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) & HIS FAMILY BANJA'RAAY?" "GOD DID IT." "AND WHO MADE MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' ASAIB) & HIS FAMILY BHAR'VAAY & FA'HISHAYAAN?" "THEY THEMSELVES DID IT."

REPRODUCED WITH THE VERY KIND PERMISSIONS OF MR. IQBAL, BALAR KHEL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ, SWABI, N-WFP, PAKISTAN, MR. RAHAT KHAN, KUNDA, SWABI & MRS. HUMEERA RAZ AHMED AKA KHEL, MARGHUZ.

 

2009年4月14日 上午12點00分48秒MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOC (VAKIL' SAIB) AVISE LA F..

1. PARTURIUNT MONTES, NASCETUR RIDICULUS MUS (I.E. MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE ( VAKIL' SAIB), KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ, SWABI, N-WFP, PAKISTAN).
2. ASINUS (I.E. MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) AD LYRUM.
3. HONI SOIT QUI MAL Y (I.E. MR. VAKIL' SAIB OF MARGHUZ) PENSE.
4. IL A (I.E. MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) INVENT'E L`HISTOIRE.
5. MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) AVISE LA FIN.

REPRODUCED WITH THE VERY KIND PERMISSION OF DR. FARHAT SULEMANI (MS. FARHAT SULEMANI D/O PROF. SULEMANI - 2006), ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN (2009).

 

2009年1月18日 下午8點39分01秒COUPLE DANCE OF THE YEAR (2009)!!!!

ATTENTION !

TODAY I.E. ON 18.01.2009 AT THE OCCASION OF THE 'VALIMA CEREMONY' OF MY TWO FIRST MATERNAL COUSINS. THE FIRST POSITION COUPLE DANCE WAS AS JUDGED BY THE JURY OUR TRADITIONAL DOOMS' DYNASTY JUDGES (FROM MARDAN). THAT COUPLE DANCE WAS AN OUTSTANDING EXTRA-ORDINAY & FANTASTIC COUPLE COUPLE DANCE AT SPEED OF 01 (ONE) FPS (FRAME PER SECOND). IT WAS PERORMED BY THE UGLIEST COUPLE & KING & QUEEN OF FOOLS (I.E. BY THE HUNCH BACK OF MARGHUZ) OF THE YEAR (2009)!!!! WHO WERE:

• MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) - RIGHT TESTICLE ABSENT SINCE BIRTH I.E. SUFFERING FROM THE LEGENDARY & FORMERLY 'HALF MAN'S SYNDROME' & ALSO FAMOUS AS THE 'KUBRA ASHIQ' OR 'KUB'BAY ASHIQ' (BEAST/LANGOOR) IN OUR REGION FOR HIS PRESENT LOVE AFFAIR WITH MISS. RASHIDDA SHAMSHER KO'LAY (BEAUTY/HOOR) D/O MR. SHAMSHER KO'LAY S/O MR. KO'LAY TO WHOM THIS 'KUBRA ASHIQ' (DEAF & DUMB TOO) ALWAYS USED TO SAY  THAT WHAT EVER HE USED TO DO WERE FOR THE ACHIEVEMENT OF HER LOVE. THE CHILDREN IN THE STREETS FOLLOWING THIS PIPED PIPPER (CELLULAR TELEPHONE PIPPER) COLLECTIVELY EXACTLY REPEAT EACH & EVERY WORD UTTERED FROM MOUTH OF THIS 'OLDEST LOVER OF THE UNIVRSE' IN A CHORUS).
• MRS. F NIGAR (GRAND) W/O MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) - THE UTERUS & PART OF PROXIMAL VAGINA REMOVED (ON 05.09.2006) DUE TO 'HABITUAL FISTING BY HER TOBACCO MERCHANTS CLIENT/CUSTOMER LOVERS OF THE ENTIRE REGION (I.E. FROM RANA DEHRI, JANDA, KUNDA, MANERI, NAWAY KALAY, TARKAIE ETC. ETC. ETC.).

APART FROM THIS UGLIEST COUPLE MANY OTHER BIG BUSTS, TUMMIES, BUMS BUMS & BUTTS ALSO SHUCK & THUS SHACKED THE STAGE OF THE 'DE JUOICE' AT THE SABRINA BANQUET HALL, HAYATBAAD, PESHAWAR, N-WFP, PAKISTAN.

ALAS!!!! THIS WAS NOT LIKE THE FAMOUS DAILY ROUTINE COUPLE DANCE I.E. THE ONE USUALLY PERFORMED AT THE HOUSE OF MR. SHAMSHER KO'LAY S/O MR. KO'LAY, AHMED KHEL CHAM, YARA KHEL TAPPA, MARGHUZ KALAY, TAHSIL OO ZILAAH SWABAIE BY MISS. RASHIDDA SHAMSHER KO'LAY & MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) (I.E. THE BEAUTY & THE BEAST OR THE HOOR & THE LANGOOR).

OFFICIAL REPORTER:

NADIA EHSAN, ADVOCATE

KHAN KHEL CHAM

YARA KHEL TAPPA

MARGHUZ KALAY

TAHSIL OO ZILAAH SWABAIE

MARDAN DIVISION

N-WFP

PAKISTAN

TELEPHONE (LAND LINE) NUMBER: 0092 (0)                     .

TELEPHONE (CELLULAR) NUMBER: 0092 (0) 31 49978224.