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2009年11月5日 上午1點06分37秒LOCATORS OF MR. ABRAR GAN'DOOKHANA HAYATABAD PES..
THE LOCATORS POINTS OF MR. ABRAR GAN'DOO (MOOR, PLAR, KHOOR & ROOR GHOOD) GAND'OO KHANA AT HAYATABAD, PESHAWR, N-WFP, PAKISTAN.
MR. ABRAR GAN'DOO (LLM-UK) A SHE MALE IS A HABITUAL & COMMERCIAL CATAMITE & PROCURER. HE IS THE SON OF A RETIRED BPS-GRADE 19 POST RANKER CIVIL SERVANT (A HABITUAL & COMMERCIAL CATAMITE & PROCURER) & A DEAD HOUSE WIFE (A HABITUAL & COMMERCIAL HARLOT & PROCURER). HIS BROTHER (A HABITUAL & COMMERCIAL CATAMITE & PROCURER) IS AT TEXAS, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA). ALL OF HIS SIBLINGS ARE HABITUAL & COMMERCIAL CATAMITES, HARLOTS & PROCURERS AS THE CASE MAY BE DEPENDING ON THEIR VERY GENDERS IF ANY!!!! HE BELONGS TO THE VILLAGE MUNJAIEE, DISTRICT LOWER DIR, MALAKAND DIVISION, NORTH-WEST FRONTIER PROVINCE (N-WFP), PAKISTAN. PRESENTLY HE RESIDES AT THE WEST YORKSHIRE, ENGLAND, UNITED KINGDOM (UK).
HIS PARENTRAL FAMILY RESIDES AT THE GAN'DOOKHANA THE HOUSE NO. ??? (NB: YOU HAVE TO YOURSELF PIN POINT THIS HOUSE - THIS HOUSE IS A STONE AGE HOUSE, ITS RAMPART WALLS ARE BUILT UP OF THE STONES (FROM THE MOUNTAINS) (LIKE THE DUNG), THE MAIN BULIDING IS BUILT UP OF SIPMLE BRICKS (THE NUMBER THREE), BOTH THE RAMPART WALLS & THE MAIN BUILDING ARE WITHOUT FULL OR EVEN THE ROUGH PEN OR FINE PEN PLASTERING, A FEW CIRCULAR HOLES ARE BUILT UP IN THE MAIN BUILDING REPRESENTING THE ASS & PUSSY HOLES OF ALL OF ITS INHABITANTS, THE STAIRS TO THE FIRST FLOOR ARE MADE UP OF THE STONE AGE WOOD (GREEN COLOURED), THE GATE IS SITUATED TOWARDS THE EAST & IT CARRIES A BOARD (WHITE COLOURED) WITH THE NAME OF ITS OWNER (THE ABOVE MENTIONED GAN'DOO RANKER RETIRED CIVIL SERVANT) IN THE ROMAN LETTERS (BLACK COLOURED) ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE, THIS HOUSE IS ADJACENT TO THE FORMER LALAZAR MARKET (THE PRESENT DAY BILAL MARKET), THIS HOUSE ON THE NORTHERN BORDER OF THE ROAD OF THAT MARKET), STREET NO. 05, E 02 SECTOR, PHASE I, HAYATABAD, PESHAWAR, N-WFP, PAKISTAN.
MR. ABRAR GAN'DOO APART FROM HIS PARENTS & SIBLINGS HAVE DOUBLE MATED WITH MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO (ALIAS VAKIL' SAIB) (AN ABSOLUTELY FORGED ADVOCATE, DISTRICT & SESSIONS COURTS, SWABI. R/O THE PAPI HOUSE (AN OFFICIALLY REGISTERED BROTHEL HOUSE SINCE 1984 CE), MAHALLAH KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, VILLAGE MARGHUZ, TEHSIL & DISTRICT SWABI, N-WFP, PAKISTAN), MRS. F NIGAR RAN'DI (ALIAS GRAND - W/O MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO) & MRS. S E ELAHI (ALIAS 299 & PETITE III - A DIVORCEE BY THE MOST HONOURABLE MR. VIWAR AHMAD KHAN S/O MR. GOHAR RAHMAN KHAN, MAHALLAH ALLAH DAD KHEL-YARA KHEL, VILLAGE MARGHUZ).
SOME MONTHS BACK CROSS DOUBLE MATINGS HAVE STARTED BETWEEN ALL THE INHABITANTS OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED GAN'DOOKHANA (PESHAWAR) & THE PAPI HOUSE (MARGHUZ).
MR. RAHIM WAHAB, VILLAGE SALEEM KHAN, TEHSIL & DISTRICT SWABI, MARDAN DIVISION, N-WFP, PAKISTAN.
2009年10月30日 下午3點50分21秒STORY OF MRS. F NIGAR & ARAB SHEIKHS AT SHARJAH ..
THE STORY OF MRS. F NIGAR RAN'DI (ALIAS MRS. GRAND) (W/O MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO (ALIAS VAKIL' SAIB), ABSOLUTELY FORGED ADVOCATE (DISTRICT & SESSIONS COURTS, SWABI), MAHALLAH KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, VILLAGE MARGHUZ, TEHSIL & DISTRICT SWABI, MARDAN DIVISION, NORTH WEST FRONTIER PROVINCE (N-WFP), PAKISTAN) & THE ARAB SHEIKHS AT SHARJAH, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES (UAE) FROM 04.03.2004 TO 04.04.2004.
COMING VERY SOON!!!!!!
A STORY TELLING THAT HOW ONE OF THE ABRAB SHEIKHS ON 07.04.2006 CE CAUSED HER NOT ONLY TO SCREAM UPON FALLING INTO HIS LAPS. A SCREAM WHICH ...
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2009年9月19日 上午12點17分17秒ATTENTION! 01 MISSING BALL CONTEST ON EID UL FIT..
ATTENTION! 'THE 01 (ONE) MISSING BALL CONTEST AWARD' ON EID UL FITR 2009.
ON 19.10.1999 MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO, ABSOLUTELY FORGED ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) (DISTRICT & SESSIONS COURTS, SWABI) (MAHALLAH KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, VILLAGE MARGHUZ, TEHSIL & DISTRICT SWABI, MARDAN DIVISION, N-WFP, PAKISTAN) WAS OFFICIALLY MEDICALLY DIAGNOSED TO BE SUFFERIING FROM 'THE ABSOLUTE ABENCE OF HIS RIGHT TESTICLE SINCE BIRTH.'
WHAT IS THE MIDDLE (MEDIEVAL) AGES (IN THE EUROPEAN HISTORY) LAYMAN'S NAME OF THIS INBORN ERROR IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE ???? ...
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2009年9月1日 下午6點30分34秒IS MR. ELAHI KHAN A REGISTERED LEGAL PRACTITIONE..
IS MR. E ELAHI KHAN GANDOO, ABSOLUTRELY FORGED ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB BA, LLB) A REGISTERED LEGAL PRACTITIONER????
ON 12.12.1960 MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO, ABSOLUTELY FORGED ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB BA, LLB), MAHALLAH KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, VILLAGE MARGHUZ, TEHSIL & DISTRICT SWABI, MARDAN DIVISION, (THE THEN FORMER NORTH-WEST FRONTIER PROVINCE (N-WFP) - THE THEN PROVINCE OF THE WEST PAKISTAN), PAKISTAN GOT ENROLLED WITH THE WEST PAKISTAN BAR COUNCIL, LAHORE AS A REGISTERED LEGAL PRACTITIONER FOR THE SUBORDINATE COURTS (DISTRICT & SESSION COURTS). BUT SOON HE ...
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2009年7月27日 下午10點57分43秒THE DAY OF THE MARGHUZ VA'L JACKAL.
THE DAY OF THE MARGHUZ VA'L JACKAL (MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO, ABSOLUTELY FORGED ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB)).
BUT NEVER EVER MOCKING IN THE SLIGHTEST DEGREE THE WORLD'S RENOWNED NOVEL 'THE DAY OF THE JACKAL' (1971) BY FEDERICK FORSYTH.
AN ABSOLUTELY TRUE BIOGRAPHY OF MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO, ABSOLUTELY FORGED ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) (DISTRICT & SESSIONS COURTS, SWABI), KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ, SWABI, MARDAN, N-WFP, PAKISTAN. SINCE 19.10.2006 SO FAR MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO, ABSOLUTELY FORGED ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) & HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY (AS PLAINTIFFS) ...
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