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NadiaEhsanUKçš„ä¸»é http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK Tue, 15 Dec 2009 02:45 EST Tue, 15 Dec 2009 02:45 EST Zorpia.com LOCATORS OF MR. ABRAR GAN'DOOKHANA HAYATABAD PES.. http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1940287 THE LOCATORS POINTS OF MR. ABRAR GAN'DOO (MOOR, PLAR, KHOOR & ROOR GHOOD) GAND'OO KHANA AT HAYATABAD, PESHAWR, N-WFP, PAKISTAN. MR. ABRAR GAN'DOO (LLM-UK) A SHE MALE IS A HABITUAL & COMMERCIAL CATAMITE & PROCURER. HE IS THE SON OF A RETIRED BPS-GRADE 19 POST RANKER CIVIL SERVANT (A HABITUAL & COMMERCIAL CATAMITE & PROCURER) & A DEAD HOUSE WIFE (A HABITUAL & COMMERCIAL HARLOT & PROCURER). HIS BROTHER (A HABITUAL & COMMERCIAL CATAMITE & PROCURER) IS AT TEXAS, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA). ALL OF HIS SIBLINGS ARE HABITUAL & COMMERCIAL CATAMITES, HARLOTS & PROCURERS AS THE CASE MAY BE DEPENDING ON THEIR VERY GENDERS IF ANY!!!! HE BELONGS TO THE VILLAGE MUNJAIEE, DISTRICT LOWER DIR, MALAKAND DIVISION, NORTH-WEST FRONTIER PROVINCE (N-WFP), PAKISTAN. PRESENTLY HE RESIDES AT THE WEST YORKSHIRE, ENGLAND, UNITED KINGDOM (UK).   HIS PARENTRAL FAMILY RESIDES AT THE GAN'DOOKHANA THE HOUSE NO. ??? (NB: YOU HAVE TO YOURSELF PIN POINT THIS HOUSE - THIS HOUSE IS A STONE AGE HOUSE, ITS RAMPART WALLS ARE BUILT UP OF THE STONES (FROM THE MOUNTAINS) (LIKE THE DUNG), THE MAIN BULIDING IS BUILT UP OF SIPMLE BRICKS (THE NUMBER THREE), BOTH THE RAMPART WALLS & THE MAIN BUILDING ARE WITHOUT FULL OR EVEN THE ROUGH PEN OR FINE PEN PLASTERING, A FEW CIRCULAR HOLES ARE BUILT UP IN THE MAIN BUILDING REPRESENTING THE ASS & PUSSY HOLES OF ALL OF ITS INHABITANTS, THE STAIRS TO THE FIRST FLOOR ARE MADE UP OF THE STONE AGE WOOD (GREEN COLOURED), THE GATE IS SITUATED TOWARDS THE EAST & IT CARRIES A BOARD (WHITE COLOURED) WITH THE NAME OF ITS OWNER (THE ABOVE MENTIONED GAN'DOO RANKER RETIRED CIVIL SERVANT) IN THE ROMAN LETTERS (BLACK COLOURED) ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE, THIS HOUSE IS ADJACENT TO THE FORMER LALAZAR MARKET (THE PRESENT DAY BILAL MARKET), THIS HOUSE ON THE  NORTHERN BORDER OF THE ROAD OF THAT MARKET), STREET NO. 05, E 02 SECTOR, PHASE I, HAYATABAD, PESHAWAR, N-WFP, PAKISTAN.   MR. ABRAR GAN'DOO APART FROM HIS PARENTS & SIBLINGS HAVE DOUBLE MATED WITH MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO (ALIAS VAKIL' SAIB) (AN ABSOLUTELY FORGED ADVOCATE, DISTRICT & SESSIONS COURTS, SWABI. R/O THE PAPI HOUSE (AN OFFICIALLY REGISTERED BROTHEL HOUSE SINCE 1984 CE), MAHALLAH KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, VILLAGE MARGHUZ, TEHSIL & DISTRICT SWABI, N-WFP, PAKISTAN), MRS. F NIGAR RAN'DI (ALIAS GRAND - W/O MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO) & MRS. S E ELAHI (ALIAS 299 & PETITE III - A DIVORCEE BY THE MOST HONOURABLE MR. VIWAR AHMAD KHAN S/O MR. GOHAR RAHMAN KHAN, MAHALLAH ALLAH DAD KHEL-YARA KHEL, VILLAGE MARGHUZ).   SOME MONTHS BACK CROSS DOUBLE MATINGS HAVE STARTED BETWEEN ALL THE INHABITANTS OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED GAN'DOOKHANA (PESHAWAR) & THE PAPI HOUSE (MARGHUZ).    MR. RAHIM WAHAB, VILLAGE SALEEM KHAN, TEHSIL & DISTRICT SWABI, MARDAN DIVISION, N-WFP, PAKISTAN. Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1940287 Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:06 EST STORY OF MRS. F NIGAR & ARAB SHEIKHS AT SHARJAH .. http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1939267 THE STORY OF MRS. F NIGAR RAN'DI (ALIAS MRS. GRAND) (W/O MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO (ALIAS VAKIL' SAIB), ABSOLUTELY FORGED ADVOCATE (DISTRICT & SESSIONS COURTS, SWABI), MAHALLAH KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, VILLAGE MARGHUZ, TEHSIL & DISTRICT SWABI, MARDAN DIVISION, NORTH WEST FRONTIER PROVINCE (N-WFP), PAKISTAN) & THE ARAB SHEIKHS AT SHARJAH, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES (UAE) FROM 04.03.2004 TO 04.04.2004. COMING VERY SOON!!!!!! A STORY TELLING THAT HOW ONE OF THE ABRAB SHEIKHS ON 07.04.2006 CE CAUSED HER NOT ONLY TO SCREAM UPON FALLING INTO HIS LAPS. A SCREAM WHICH WAS , IS & WIIL BE INFINITELY FAR BEYOND THE LAST FRONTIERS OF THE LEGENDARY SARAH'S SCREAM OF THE RENOWNED HISTORIC INCIDENCE OF MS. B SHARIF IN 1970s AT THE ABU DHABI, THE UAE IN THE TERMS OF THE PHYSICAL SONIC PITCH. BUT THAT ARAB SHEIKH ALSO CAUSED A 'U V PROLAPSE' TO HER. THUS PUTTING HER INTO GREAT LOSS BOTH PHYSICALY & PROFESSIONALY. WITH THE RESULT THAT ULTIMATELY SHE HAD TO UNDER GO A SUPER MAJOR SURGERY FOR THAT 'U V PROLAPSE' BY THE THEN ASSOC. PROF. DR. T JAMAL AT THE KHYBER TEACHING HOSPITAL, PESHAWAR ON 05.09.2006 CE AT THE PRIVATE ROOM NO. 85 0F THAT HOSPITAL (ALTHOUGH ENTIRELY ON THE CHARITY BASIS). WHERE SHE WAS ALSO DIAGNOSED TO BE HIV +VE. HER THAT CALL ON THE ARAB SHEIKHS PROVED TO BE THE LAST OF HER SUCH CALLS ON THE ARAB SHEIKHS (INDEED A CONSTANT NIGHTMARE FOR HER AS YET). [ATTENTION: MOST OF THE RELEVANT RECORD OF THIS STORY IS ALREADY AT THE PHOTOS IN THIS PROFILE].   MISS. RASHIDAH SHAMSHER D/O MR. SHAMSHER ALI MAHALLAH AHMED KHEL-YARA KHEL VILLAGE MARGHUZ   30.10.2009 Romance & Relationships http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1939267 Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:50 EST ATTENTION! 01 MISSING BALL CONTEST ON EID UL FIT.. http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1930085 ATTENTION! 'THE 01 (ONE) MISSING BALL CONTEST AWARD' ON EID UL FITR 2009.       ON 19.10.1999 MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO, ABSOLUTELY FORGED ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) (DISTRICT & SESSIONS COURTS, SWABI) (MAHALLAH KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, VILLAGE MARGHUZ, TEHSIL & DISTRICT SWABI, MARDAN DIVISION, N-WFP, PAKISTAN) WAS OFFICIALLY MEDICALLY DIAGNOSED TO BE SUFFERIING FROM 'THE ABSOLUTE ABENCE OF HIS RIGHT TESTICLE SINCE BIRTH.' WHAT IS THE MIDDLE (MEDIEVAL) AGES (IN THE EUROPEAN HISTORY) LAYMAN'S NAME OF THIS INBORN ERROR IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE ???? THE 1ST (FIRST) 10 (TEN) WINNERS SHALL BE AWARDED WITH MOST RENOWNED AWARD 'THE 01 (ONE) BALL MISSING  CONTEST AWARD' ON THE EID UL FITR 2009.       ORGANIZER IN CHIEF: MISS. RASHIDDAH SHAMSHER D/O MR. SHAMSHER ALI S/O MR. MIR ZAFFAR (ALIAS KO'LAY), MAHALLAH AHMED KHEL-YARA KHEL, VILLAGE MARGHUZ. Philosophy & History http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1930085 Fri, 18 Sep 2009 19:17 EST IS MR. ELAHI KHAN A REGISTERED LEGAL PRACTITIONE.. http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1926699 IS MR. E ELAHI KHAN GANDOO, ABSOLUTRELY FORGED ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB BA, LLB) A REGISTERED LEGAL PRACTITIONER???? ON 12.12.1960 MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO, ABSOLUTELY FORGED ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB BA, LLB), MAHALLAH KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, VILLAGE MARGHUZ, TEHSIL & DISTRICT SWABI, MARDAN DIVISION, (THE THEN FORMER NORTH-WEST FRONTIER PROVINCE (N-WFP) - THE THEN PROVINCE OF THE WEST PAKISTAN), PAKISTAN GOT ENROLLED WITH THE WEST PAKISTAN BAR COUNCIL, LAHORE AS A REGISTERED LEGAL PRACTITIONER FOR THE SUBORDINATE COURTS (DISTRICT & SESSION COURTS). BUT SOON HE JOINED AS  THE THEN ASSISTANT SUB-INSPECTOR, POLICE DEPARTMENT, KARACHI, (THE THEN FORMER SINDH PROVINCE - THE THEN PROVINCE OF THE WEST  PAKISTAN), PAKISTAN. ON 31.03.1977  WAS TERMINATED FROM SERVICE OF THE POLICE DEPARTMENT, KARACHI, SINDH PROVINCE, PAKISTAN FOR THE EXTREME DEGREE OF THE GROSS FRAUDULENCES ETC. ON 30.04.1977 HE GOT ENROLLED TOO WITH THE N-WFP BAR COUNCIL, PESHAWAR, N-WFP, PAKISTAN AS A REGISTERED LEGAL PRACTITIONER FOR THE PESHAWAR HIGH COURT. HE STRATED LEGAL PRACTICE AT PESHAWAR, N-WFP. BUT 0N 06.11.1981 HIS BOTH ENROLLEMENTS WERE PERMANENTLY CANCELLED FOR THE EXTEREME DEGREE OF THE VIOLATIONS ETC. OF THE RELEVANT 'CODE OF CONDUCTS' AT THE HIGHLY SERIOUS NATURE COMPLAINTS ETC. OF A WIDOW (WHO IS STILL RESIDING IN DABGARI GARDENS, PESHAWAR, N-WFP). MR. ASHRAF (FORMER MANAGER), KHYBER MEDICAL CENTRE (KMC), DABGARI GARDENS, PESHAWAR, N-WFP IS A WITNESS TO THAT INCIDENT. ON 04.12.1981 HE STARTED PRACTISING ILLEGALLY WITH TOP SECRECY & HIGH CONFIDENTIALITY IN THE SUBORDINATES COURTS AT THE THEN TEHSIL SWABI, DISTRICT MARDAN, MARDAN DIVISION, N-WFP (WHICH WERE LATER ON UPGRADED TO DISTRICT & SESSIONS COURTS, SWABI IN 1988).   ASTONISHINGLY, SURPRISINGLY & STRANGELY AS YET HE IS ILLEGALLY PRACTISING AT DISTRICT & SESSIONS COURTS, SWABI.       THIS INFORMATION IS PROVIDED THROUGH THE KIND COURTESY OF A SUPERINTENDENT POLICE (RETIRED) & NOW A NAZIM OF THE UNION COUNCIL (*TILL 31.12.2009) OF A VILLAGE NEIGHBOURING VILLAGE MARGHUZ AT TEHSIL & DISTRICT SWABI.             Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1926699 Tue, 01 Sep 2009 13:30 EST THE DAY OF THE MARGHUZ VA'L JACKAL. http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1919641 THE DAY OF THE MARGHUZ VA'L JACKAL (MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO, ABSOLUTELY FORGED ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB)). BUT NEVER EVER MOCKING IN THE SLIGHTEST DEGREE THE WORLD'S RENOWNED NOVEL 'THE DAY OF THE JACKAL' (1971) BY FEDERICK FORSYTH.   AN ABSOLUTELY TRUE BIOGRAPHY OF MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO, ABSOLUTELY FORGED ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) (DISTRICT & SESSIONS COURTS, SWABI), KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ, SWABI, MARDAN, N-WFP, PAKISTAN. SINCE 19.10.2006 SO FAR MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO, ABSOLUTELY FORGED ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) & HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY (AS PLAINTIFFS) HAVE INSTITUTED & LAUNCHED 11 (ELEVEN)LAWSUITS VERSUS THEIR MOST SPECIFIC OPPONENTS GROUP (AS DEFENDANTS). NEVER EVER IN THE KNOWN HISTORY OF THE LAW ANY PLAINTIFF HAD/HAS MADE ONE OR MORE REQUESTS TO THE COURTS OF THE LAW & OTHER PEOPLE FOR COMPROMISES & RECONCILIATIONS. SUCH REQUEST/S HAD/HAS/HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MADE BY THE DEFENDANT/S. THIS IS BECAUSE THE DEFENDANT/S IS/ARE ALWAYS RELATIVELY ON THE WEAK FOOTINGS.   BUT MOST UNIQUELY & STRANGELY IN ALL THE 11 LAWSUITS OF MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO, ABSOLUTELY FORGED ADVOCATE & HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY (AS PLAINTIFFS) THEY HAD/HAVE MADE MULTIPLE REQUESTS BOTH VERBALLY & IN WRITING TO THE COURTS OF THE LAW & OTHER PEOPLE FOR THE COMPROMISES & RECONCILIATIONS. WHEREAS THEIR MOST SPECIFIC OPPONENTS GROUP HAD/HAS NEVER EVER MADE EVEN A SINGLE SUCH REQUEST. RATHER THEY HA/HAVE ALWAYS ABSOLUTELY & ENTIRELY REFUSED ALL SUCH REQUESTS OF MR. E LAHI KHAN GAN'DOO, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) & HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY (I.E. THE FAMILY OF PANDERS, CATAMITES, HARLOTS ETC.).   BUT THE QUESTION ARISES WHY MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO, ABSOLUTELY FORGED ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) & HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY ARE SIMULTANEOUSLY BOTH INSTITUTING/LAUNCHING THE LAWSUITS & MAKING THE REQUESTS FOR THE COMPROMISES/RECONCILIATIONS TO THE COURTS OF THE LAW & OTHER PEOPLE??????? THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION IS IN THE FOLLOWING PUKHTOO LANGUAGE SAYING WHICH I SHALL TRY TO REPRODUCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE;   "ONCE A JACKAL WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY BOTH HOWLING & PASSING THE FLATUS. WHEN ASKED BY A PASSER-BY THAT WHY HE WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY BOTH HOWLING & PASSING THE FLATUS? THE JACKAL REPLIED THAT HE WAS HOWLING IN ORDER TO FRIGHTEN THE OTHERS WHEREAS SIMULTANEOUSLY HE WAS PASSING THE FLATUS AS HE HIMSELF WAS SCARED OF THE OTHERS."   SO LIKE THE JACKAL MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO, ABSOLUTELY FORGED ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) & HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY ARE TRYING THEIR BEST TO FRIGHTEN THEIR MOST SPECIFIC OPPONENTS GROUP THROUGH THE INSTITUTION/LAUNCHING OF THEIR LAWSUITS (THIR HOWLING) WHERAS SIMULTANEOUSLY THEY ARE MAKING THE REQUESTS FOR THE COMPROMISES/RECONCILIATIONS TO THE COURTS OF THE LAW & OTHER PEOPLE (THEIR PASSING OF THE FLATUS) AS THEY THEMSELVES ARE TOO MUCH SCARED OF THEIR MOST SPECIFIC OPPONENTS GROUP.   PRODUCED BY MR. NIHAR ALI S/O MR. MIR ZAFFAR (ALIAS KO'LAY), AHMED KHEL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ, SWABI, MARDAN, N-WFP, PAKISTAN [2009]. Religion & Ethics http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1919641 Mon, 27 Jul 2009 17:57 EST MICHAEL JACKSON'S CONDOLENCE MESSAGES AT; http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1913459 ATTENTION PLEASE!!!! ON THE SAD DEMISE OF THE 'KITH  & KIN' OF MR. E LAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (ALIAS VAKIL'SAIB) & HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY (SPOUSE & OFFSPRING) I.E. THE MARHOOM MR. MICHAEL JACKSON (R H) (*THE EMPEROR OF THE POP STARS*) ALL YOUR CONDOLENCE MESSAGES & SMSs ARE TO BE SENT AT THE FOLLOWING TELEPHONE NUMBER - IN ORDER TO BE CONVEYED DIRECTLY & PROPERLY TO THE FAMILY OF THE LATE MR. MICHAEL JACHSON; 0092 (0) 314 9978224 THE MARHOOM MR. MICHAEL JACKSON (R H) WAS THE EVER BEST BED MATE OF MRS. NADIA EHSAN, HER JUST NEXT ELDER SISTER MRS. S E ELAHI (ALIAS 299 & PETITE III), HER MOTHER MRS. F NIGAR (ALIAS GRAND) & EVEN HER FATHR MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) (DISTRICT & SESSIONS COURTS, SWABI) (AS HER FATHER IS A LIFE LONG CATAMKITE). ALL THE 'DOM BIRA'DARI' AT VILLAGE MARGHUZ, SWABI IS MOURNING FOR 40 (FOURTY) DAYS & NIGHTS - UNDER THE WORTHY 'MALAKI' OF MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB). ON 07 JULY 2008 AT 11:00 HOURS THERE WILL BE THE GHIABANA NIMAZ E JINNAZA UNDER THE IMMAMAT OF MR. E ELAHI KHA, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) IN THE MAJOR KOORUNA, YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ, SWABI, MARDAN, N-WFP, PAKISTAN.   MAY THE MARHOOM MR. MICHAEL JACKSON REST IN PEACE AT THE 'JANAT UL FIRDOUS' (IAIAR). AMEN. DATED: 25.06.2009 A MR. SHAMSHER ALI S/O MR. MIR ZAFFAR (ALIAS KO'LAY) 2 ND FATHER-IN-LAW OF MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) PRODUCTION. Religion & Ethics http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1913459 Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:59 EST NOTE: WHO IS WHO? WHAT IS WHAT? IN MARGHUZ. http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1912785 MOST UNFORTUNATELY THERE IS NO OPTIMAL INFORMATIONAL WEBSITE ABOUT OUR VILLAGE MARGHUZ ON THE NET. THERE IS ONE WEBSITE WITH RELATIVELY QUITE GOOD INFORMATION IN THIS CONTEXT. THIS WEBSITE CAN BE CONSIDERED THE EVER FIRST GOOD STEP BEING TAKEN IN THIS DIRECTION BY ITS DEVELOPER. FROM THAT WEBSITE YOU CAN YOUR SELF JUDGE THE REPUTATIONS & STATUSES OF THE MEANEST CON ARTIST MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) & HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY (SPOUSE & OFFSPRING) RIGHT AT THEIR OWN VILLAGE. THIS WEBSITE CAN BE SEARCHED AS UNDER; <a href="http://www.geocities.com/marghuzpakistan">www.geocities.com/marghuzpakistan</a> MR. KASHIF S/O MR. NIHAR ALI, MAHALLAH AHMED KHEL-YARA KHEL, VILLAGE MARGHUZ, TEHSIL & DISTRICT SWABI, MARDAN DIVISION, N-WFP, PAKISTAN.   Celebrities & Models http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1912785 Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:23 EST MR ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL'SAIB) & CO. UPDAT.. http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1908416 'MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) & CO. UPDATES.' 30.05.2009 - MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKL' SAIB), KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ, SWABI, MARDAN, N-WFP, PAKISTAN WAS SNUBBED & BEATEN IN HIS FOYER FOR HIS INFINITELY CON ATRISTIC, IMMORAL MEANEST ETC. DEEDS AT 09:00 PM BY MR. A MOHAMMAD KHAN S/O MR. S MOHAMMAD KHAN, KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ. LATER ON MR. J AHMED KHAN (THE JUST NEXT ELDER BROTHER OF MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB)) MANAGED TO CALL 'AN EMERGENY MEETING (JIRGA)' OF 'THE KHANAN OF MARGHUZ' IN 'THE KHANNO JUMAT' AT 11:00 PM. WHERE UPON AN APOLOGY WAS SUBMITTED BY MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) FOR HIS SUCH SATANIC DEEDS ETC. THUS MR. A MOHAMMAD KHAN UNDOUBTELY WON THE MOST PRETIGIOUS TITLE OF 'MR. MARGHUZ 2009.'   ATTENTION: ALL THE MARGHUZ VA'L, SWABI VA'L & OTHER CONCERNED PERSONS ARE REQUESTED TO PROVIDE 'THEIR HIGHLY VALUABLE ULTRA-LATEST IFORMATION' IN THE CONTEXT OF THE ABOVE SUBJECT MATTER OF THIS JOURNAL 'AS THE ULTRA-LATEST UPDATES' TO EXPAND THIS JOURNAL. THIS INFORMATION CAN BE PROVIDED AS THE COMMENTS OR AT THE FOLLOWING E-MAIL ADDRRESES (NOTE: THEIR GOOD NAMES WILL BE MADE PUBLIC PROVIDED SUCH IS THEIR DESIRE);   <a href="mailto:nadia_ehsan.marghuz@yahoo.co.uk">nadia_ehsan.marghuz@yahoo.co.uk</a> nadia.ehsan_marghuz@ yahoo.co.uk <a href="mailto:nadia.ehsan@yahoo.com">nadia.ehsan@yahoo.com</a> <a href="mailto:nadia_ehsan.marghuz@hotmail.com">nadia_ehsan.marghuz@hotmail.com</a> <a href="mailto:nadia_ehsan.marghuz@hotmail.com">nadia_ehsan.marghuz@hotmail.com</a> <a href="mailto:nadia.ehsan@hotmail.com">nadia.ehsan@hotmail.com</a> 'MARGHUZ TIMES.'   News & Sports http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1908416 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 09:39 EST 'THE TOBACCO MERCHANTS OF SWABI.' http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1906335 'THE TOBACCO MERCHANTS OF SWABI.' NEVER EVER MOCKING IN THE SLIGHTEST DEGREE THE PLAY 'THE MERCHANTS OF VENICE' (1596 T0 1598) BY WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. AN ABSOLUTELY TRUE BIOGRAPHY OF MRS. F NIGAR (GRAND) W/O MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB), KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ, SWABI, MARDAN, N-WFP, PAKISTAN. PRODUCED BY MR. RAHAT KHAN, KUNDA, SWABI, N-WFP. Romance & Relationships http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1906335 Sat, 23 May 2009 10:49 EST 'JEHANGIRA BRIDGE TOO FAR.' http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1905739 'JEHANGIRA BRIDGE TOO FAR' [14.08.2009]. NEVER EVER MOCKING IN THE SLIGHTEST DEGREE  THE EPIC 'A BRIDGE TOO FAR' (1974) BY CORNELIUS RYAN. AN ABSOLUTELY TRUE BIOGRAPHY OF MRS. S E ELAHI RAN'DI (ALIAS 299 & PETITE III) D/O MR. E ELAHI KHAN GASND'DOO, ABSOLUTE;LY FORGED ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB), KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ, SWABI, MARDAN, N-WFP, PAKISTAN. THE MAIN THEME REVOLVING AROUND THE GREAT MYSTERIES ASSCOCIATED WITH THE 3RD (THIRD) SUICIDAL ATTEMPT OF MRS. S E ELAHI RAN'DI (299 & PETITE III) IN THE FORM OF THE JUMPIUNG FROM THE JEHANGIRA BRIDGE INTO RIVER KABUL (LANDAIE) AROUND 12:00 MID DAY ON 14.08.2006. AND THE PROVISION OF THE CLUES TO THOSE MYSTERIES INCLUDING HER SPENDING OF THE WHOLE NIGHT OF 13.08.2006 WITH THE 02 (TWO) BROTHERS AT SHAIDU, NOWSHERA, N-WFP. WHO ARE ALSO THE BROTHERS-IN-LAW OF MR. RAFIQ  AHMAD KHAN, KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ. STRANGELY THOSE TWO BROTHERS WERE ALSO AMONGST THE THOUSANDS OTHER SPECTATORS OF THAT HISTORIC SCENE. AFTER A FEW HOURS THE FOLLOWING WERE SPECIFICALLY PRESENT ON THE SECENE MR. E ELAHI KHAN GAN'DOO, ABSOLUTDELY FORGED ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) (WITH HIS HAIR DYED LIGHT BROWN & SATANDING RIGHT IN THE MIDST OF THE JEHANGIRA BAZZAR - AS THE MOST GRAND WANTAN (ALIAS "GHRUNG" TOO)), MRS. F NIGAR RAN'DI (GRAND (WITH HER HAIR DYED DARK BROWN), MRS. NADIA EHSAN RAN'DI (WITH HER HAIR DYED DARK BROWN) ETC. APART FROM THOUSANDS OF OTHER WITNESSES OF THAT INCIDENCE THE FOLLOWING 03 (THREE) ARE THE MOST SPECIFIC; 1. MR. IMDADULLAH KHAN, NAZIM UNION COUNCIL JEHANGIRA, JEHANGIRA, SWABI [0092 (0)938 221396 & 0092 (0)938 223847]. 2. SHO, POLICE STATION JEHANGIRA, JEHANGIRA [0092 (0)938 ---]. 3. DR. KHANA DIN KHATTAK, I/C, DR. KHANA DIN HOSPITAL, JEHANGIRA [0092 (0)923510129]. MRS. S ELAHI RAN'DI (299 & PETITE III) GOT MARRIED ON 21.02.1997 BUT WAS DIVORCED ON 11.07.1998 SOLELY BECAUSE OF HER EXTREMELY IMMORAL CHARACTER & CONDUCT ETC. THE SOLE REASON BEHIND HER THAT 3RD SUICIDAL WAS HER ILLEGITIMATE PERGNANY. FROM JEHANGIRA SHE WAS SHIFTED TO PESHAWAR, N-WFP. ON 23.08.2006 SHE CARRIED OUT A CRIMINAL ABORTION IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL, DABGARI GARDENS, PESHAWAR.        PRODUCED BY MRS. HUMEERA RAZ AHMED, AKA KHEL, MARGHUZ (2009). Romance & Relationships http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1905739 Wed, 20 May 2009 18:03 EST MR. E ELAHI KHAN (VAKIL' SAIB)'S ROMANCES UPTADE.. http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1902684 MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB)'S ROMANCES UPDATE SERIES: 27.03.2009 - MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) (AGE 78 YEARS), KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ, SWABI, MARDAN, N-WFP, PAKISTAN SERVICED A LEGAL NOTICE UPON MISS. RASHIDDAH SHAMSHER KO'LAY (AGE 26 YEARS) D/O MR. SHAMSHER ALI S/O MR. MIR ZAFFAR (ALIAS KO'LAY) AHMED KHEL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ. THIS WAS DUE TO THE KICKING & THROWING OFF OF MR. E EALHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) BY MISS. RASHIDDAH SHAMSHER KO'LAY FROM HER HOUSE (RE-BUILT AT A COST OF AROUND RUPEES FOURTEEN LAKHS (SOLELY GRABBED THROUGH FRAUDULANCES) BY MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKL' SAIB) IN THE RECENT PAST). THE LATER INCIDENCE WAS FOLLOWING A 'TARRIFIC DRAGONIC TELEPHONIC WAR' BETWEEN MRS. S E ELAHI (PETITE III & 299) D/O MR. E ELAHI KHAN (VAKIL' SAIB) & MISS. RASHIDDA SHAMSHER KO'LKAY AT THE DIRECTIONS OF MRS. F NIGAR (GRAND) W/O MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB). IN THIS VERY LOVE AFFAIR OF MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE & MISS. RASHIDDA SHAMSHER KO'LAY MR. NAVEED AKHTAR S/O MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) HAS ALWAYS PLAYED THE MOST CRUCIAL ROLE OF A VETRAN DETECTIVE BY PROVIDING A RUNNING COMMENTRY TO HIS MOTHER MRS. F NIGAR (GRAND) & SISTER MRS. S E ELAHI (PETITE III & 299) ABOUT EACH & EVERY VISIBLE & HEARABLE ACT & WORD OF THE LOVE AFFAIR OF HIS FATHER MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE(VAKIL' SAIB) & HIS FATHER'S BELOVED MISS. RASHIDDA SHAMSHER KO'LAY.  23.04.2009 - FOLLOWING THE LEGAL NOTICE MY MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) UPON MISS. RASHIDDAH SHAMSHER KO'LAY. THAT LEGAL NOTICE WAS TEARED WITH THE TEARS BY HER MOTHER (MRS. SHAMSHER KO'LAY). THAT BLACK MAILING THREAT OF MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) WORKED & WILLY-NILLY MISS. RASHIDDAH SHAMSHER KO'LAY HAD TO SOFTEN & MELT DUE TO THIS ROMANTIC STRONG REACTION OF HER BELOVED MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB). WITH THE NATURAL RESULT THAT THE TELEPHONIC CONVERSATIONS & MEETINGS BETWEEN BOTH OF THEM HAVE RESUMED. CONGRATULATIONS TO THIS LOVING COUPLE!!!!!!! 14.06.2009 - MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) HAS STARTED TO CONVERSATE VIA CELLULAR TELEPHONE WITH MISS. RASHIDDAH SHAMSHER KO'LAY FROM EVENINGS TILL NIGHTS. HE USE TO SIT OVER THE GARBAGE DUMP AT THE INTERSECTION OF THE ROADS TOWARDS KHAZANA/SWABI & YOUSAFAI/SWABI IN THE TOWKRA WANND, MARGHUZ. HE ASKING SHER WHY SHE DROPPED HIS CALLS???? SHE TELLING HIM THAT HER MOTHER (AMMI) WAS THERE WHO GOT ANNOYED. HE TELLING HER THAT HE HAD CHANGED HIS 'SIM.' 21.06.2009 - MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCTE (VAKIL' SAIB) HAS ALWAYS CONSIDRES HIMSELF AS THE 'ROMEO' (OF SHAKESPEARE - ENGLAND). ATHOUGH A WELL RENOWNED CONSULTANT PSYCHIATRIST (BELONGING TO MAHALLAH KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ) HAS HAD ALWAYS BEEN ADVICING HIM THAT HE NEVER EVER WAS THE 'ROMEO.' BUT INSTEAD HE WAS ACTUALLY THE 'QUASIMODO' [THE HUNCHBACK] (OF VICTOR HUGO - FRANCE). BUT HE NEVER EVER BELIEVED IN THOSE MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL ADVICES OF THAT CONSULTANT PSYCHIATRIST. NOW MR. KASHIF S/O MR. NIHAR ALI, MAHALLAH AHMED KHEL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO MOCK AS A 'SPECIAL ORTHOPEADIC SURGEON' & TO STRAIGHTEN HIS 'HUNCHBACK' & THUS RESHAPE HIM AS THE 'ROMEO' AS CORDIALLY DESIRE BY HIM (KUBBAY `A'SHIQ) FOR HIS JULIET (MISS. RASHIDDAH SHAMSHER KO'LAY). THIS 'SPECIAL ORTHOPEADIC SURGERY' WILL CONSIST OF THE CHARES OF THE NUMEROUS LATHKIS SWITH FULL FORCE OVER HIS 'HUNCHBACK.' YOU ALL ARE REQUESTED TO PRAY OF THE HIGHEST SUCCESS RATE OF THIS ULTRA-LATEST THERAPY WITH A HISTORY DATING BACK TO THE STONE AGE. ATTENTION: ALL THE MARGHUZ VA'L ETC. ARE REQUESTED TO VERY KINDLY SEND ANY ULTRA-LATEST UPDATE ABOUT THIS VERY ROMANTIC STORY OR OTHERS OF MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) AT THE FOLLOWING E-MAIL ADDRESSES (NOTE: THEIR PARTICULARS SHALL BE MENTIONED IN THIS EDITORIAL BOARD OF THIS JOURNAL. PROVIDED THEY DESIRE SO. OTHERWISE THIER PARTICULARS SHALL BE KEPT HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL); nadia.ehsan_marghuz@ yahoo.co.uk <a href="mailto:nadia_ehsan.marghuz@yahoo.co.uk">nadia_ehsan.marghuz@yahoo.co.uk</a> <a href="mailto:nadia.ehsan@yahoo.com">nadia.ehsan@yahoo.com</a> <a href="mailto:nadia.ehsan_marghuz@hotmail.com">nadia.ehsan_marghuz@hotmail.com</a> <a href="mailto:nadia_ehsan.marghuz@hotmail.com">nadia_ehsan.marghuz@hotmail.com</a> <a href="mailto:nadia.ehsan@hotmail.com">nadia.ehsan@hotmail.com</a>   EDITOR-IN-CHIEF MR. RAHIM WAHAB, VILLAGE SALEEM KHAN, TEHSIL & DISTRICT SWABI, MARDAN, N-WFP, PAKISTAN. Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1902684 Thu, 07 May 2009 04:49 EST GOD CREATED REST OF ALL THE LANDS. BUT DUTCH CRE.. http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1902566 THERE IS A DUTCH MAXIM & ITS ENGLISH TRANSLATION IS "GOD CREATED ALL THE REST OF THE LANDS. BUT DUTCH CREATED THE NETHERLANDS." THERE IS A PUSHTO MAXIM & ITS ENGLISH TRANSLATION IS "WHO MADE YOU POOR?" "GOD DID IT." "AND WHO MADE YOU WANTON?" "I MYSELF DID IT." THERE IS A MARGHUZ VA'L & SWABI VA'L MAXIM & ITS ENGLISH TRANSLATIOIN IS "WHO MADE MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) & HIS FAMILY BANJA'RAAY?" "GOD DID IT." "AND WHO MADE MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' ASAIB) & HIS FAMILY BHAR'VAAY & FA'HISHAYAAN?" "THEY THEMSELVES DID IT." REPRODUCED WITH THE VERY KIND PERMISSIONS OF MR. IQBAL, BALAR KHEL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ, SWABI, N-WFP, PAKISTAN, MR. RAHAT KHAN, KUNDA, SWABI & MRS. HUMEERA RAZ AHMED AKA KHEL, MARGHUZ.   Religion & Ethics http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1902566 Wed, 06 May 2009 16:27 EST BASED ON NOVEL 'NORTE-DAME DE PARIS' [VICTOR HUG.. http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1898228 FEATURE FILM (CINEMASCOPE & EASTMAN COLOUR) BASED ON THE WORLD'S RENOWNED FRENCH NOVEL 'NORTE-DAME DE PARIS' (1829 TO 1831) BY VICTOR HUGO. 'LIAQ' ENGLISH MEDIUM VERSION [THE HUNCHBACK OF NORTE DAME]. 'NA LIAQ' URDU MEDIUM VERSION [KUBRA AASHIQ]. 'KELLEY WALL' PUKHTOO MEDIUM VERSION [KUB'BAY AASHIQ]. PRODECED BY LAUL ZADA, PATTAI BANNDA, SALEEM KHAN, SWABI, N-WFP, PAKISTAN. DIRECTED BY RAZ AHMED AKA KHEL, MARGHUZ, SWABI. A TWENTY FIRST CENTURY KO'LAY CORPORATION FILM. CAST (STARING): <ol> <li> <div align="justify">PIERE GRINGOIRE [IQBAL, BALAR KHEL, MARGHUZ].</div> </li> <li> <div align="justify">ESME'RALDA [RASHIDDA SHAMSHER KO'LAY, AHMED KHEL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ].</div> </li> <li> <div align="justify">DJALI [FOLADAIE (SHE ASS) OF GUL DAD YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ].</div> </li> <li> <div align="justify">QUASIMODO [E. E. KHAN (MR. VAKIL' SAIB) KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, MATGHUZ].</div> </li> <li> <div align="justify">CLAUDE FROLLO [SARDAR ALI, PATTAI BANNDA, SALEEM KHAN].</div> </li> <li> <div align="justify">JEHAN FROLLO [FOOJDAR ALI, PATTAI BANNDA, SALEEM KHAN].</div> </li> <li> <div align="justify">CAPTAIN PHOEBUS DE CHATEAUPERS [FAZAL UR REHMAN KHAN OF ARMS, DIERA (BAZAR), MARGHUZ].</div> </li> <li> <div align="justify">FLEUR-DE-LYS DE GONDELAURIER [F. NIGAR (MRS. GRAND) KHAN KHL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ].</div> </li> <li> <div align="justify">SISTER GUDALE (PAQUETTE LA CHANTEFLEURINE) [MADAM SHAMSHER, AHMED KHEL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ].</div> </li> <li> <div align="justify">LOUIS IX [RAHIM WAHAB, PATTAI BANNDA, SALEEM KHAN].</div> </li> <li> <div align="justify">TRISTAN L'HERNITE [ABDUL WALI, PATTAI BANNDA, SALEEM KHAN].</div> </li> <li> <div align="justify">HENRIET COUSIN [KHALID KO'LAY, AHMED KHEL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ].</div> </li> <li> <div align="justify">FLORIAN BARBEDIENNE [MAULANA UBAID UR REHMAN YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ].</div> </li> <li> <div align="justify">JAQUES CHARMOLUE [TAMSEEL KHAN OF ELECTRICITY, YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ].</div> </li> <li> <div align="justify">CLOPIN TROUILLEFOU [ANWAR UL HAQ (DOCTOR SAIB), AKA KHEL, MARGHUZ].</div> </li> </ol> NOTE: COMING FOR EXHIBITION ON 1 MAY 2009 IN ALL OF YOUR LOCAL BIOSCOPIC THEATRES (RELEVANT TO ITS SPECIFIC LEVEL OF LINGUISTIC MEDIUM FEATURE FILMS & THUS PERTINENT TO YOUR STATUS LEVEL TOO) TO BE WATCHED BY YOU & ALL OF YOUR FAMILY ON THE SILVER SCREENS. Literature http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1898228 Sat, 18 Apr 2009 18:57 EST WE ARE AT PAR WITH MOST STATES IN FEMALE PANDERS.. http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1898206 ATTENTION! WE ARE AT PAR WITH THE ADVANCED & SEMI-ADVANCED COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD IN EXTREMELY VERY FEW WALKS OF LIFE. FOLLOWING ARE 'THE WORLD'S TOP MOST NOTABLE FEMALE PANDERS (BA'`IAAN) THAT EVER EXISTED.' THEREFORE MOST PROUDLY WE ALL MUST RISE AS ONE MAN & THAT TOO FOR OUR HOME LAND (INFINITELY FAR BEYOND THE LAST FRONTIERS OF THE EXTREME DEGREE OF THE PRIDE). AS WE HAVE ALSO LANDED OUR 'WORLD'S CHAMPION' IN THE ARENA OF THE FEMALE PANDERS (BA'`IOON); <ol> <li>AH TOY - CHINA. </li> <li>ANNA WILSON [MADAM] - US. </li> <li>CYNTHIA PAYNE - UK. </li> <li>DEBORAH JEANE PAFFERY - US. </li> <li>ELIZEBTH NEEDHAM - UK. </li> <li>F NIGAR [GRAND] - PAKISTAN.* # </li> <li>HEIDI LYNNE FLEISS - US. </li> <li>PEARL "POLLY" ADLER - RUSSIA. </li> <li>SALLY STANFORD - US. </li> <li>SYDNEY BIDDLE BARROWS - US. </li> <li>XAVIERA DE VRIES - NEDERLAND (THE NETHERLANDS). </li> </ol> * ALSO MOST PROUDLY AMONGST THE TOP MOST SENIOR MOST WHORES (FA'HISHAHAAN) OF THE WORLD (NB: STILL ACTIVE & NOT AS YET INTENDING TO RETIRE. SHE ADOPTED THIS PROFESSION WHEN SHE WAS A STUDENT AT THE GOVERNMENT GIRLS MIDDLE SCHOOL TOPI, SWABI WHILE THRIVING & DWELLING IN TOPI ON THE CHARITIES OF A LOCAL PHILANTHROPIST HAJI MOHAMMAD UMAR KHAN SAHIB IN THE LATE 1950s & EARLY 1960s). # W/O MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB), KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ, SWABI, N-WFP, PAKISTAN. REPRODUCED WITH THE VERY KIND PERMISSIN OF MR. RAHAT KHAN, KUNDA, SWABI, N-WFP, PAKISTAN. Celebrities & Models http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1898206 Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:19 EST MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOC (VAKIL' SAIB) AVISE LA F.. http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1896878 <ol> <li> <div align="justify">PARTURIUNT MONTES, NASCETUR RIDICULUS MUS (I.E. MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE ( VAKIL' SAIB), KHAN KHEL-YARA KHEL, MARGHUZ, SWABI, N-WFP, PAKISTAN).</div> </li> <li> <div align="justify">ASINUS (I.E. MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) AD LYRUM.</div> </li> <li> <div align="justify">HONI SOIT QUI MAL Y (I.E. MR. VAKIL' SAIB OF MARGHUZ) PENSE.</div> </li> <li> <div align="justify">IL A (I.E. MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) INVENT'E L`HISTOIRE.</div> </li> <li> <div align="justify">MR. E ELAHI KHAN, ADVOCATE (VAKIL' SAIB) AVISE LA FIN.</div> </li> </ol> REPRODUCED WITH THE VERY KIND PERMISSION OF DR. FARHAT SULEMANI (MS. FARHAT SULEMANI D/O PROF. SULEMANI - 2006), ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN (2009).   Celebrities & Models http://hk.zorpia.com/NadiaEhsanUK/journal/1896878 Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:00 EST