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- 我在尋找:Hello, Salam, Namastey! :)
I’m 28, 5’11”, living in Central London, slim, short-dark brown hair, d-brown eyes, two hands, feet, full ears, complete teeth, clean shaven, clean mind, and remaining body in working order too :))))
Come on yar! I’m simply looking for an Indi or Paki gal to share my life with. Now don’t even think that the reason is I can’t speak English, cause that’s not the case. Its aaaal about understanding :).
I mean, if I wanna dance with someone on “Mojan-e-Mojan” or role play “Bahon k darmiyan”, its practically not possible with farangees ;)… lol
So wat r u waiting for? if interested, gimme a short reply abt urself in 3 lines. Preferably with picture. I wont mind without picture, if u don’t want to :), because I simply understand. [[[ if its with pic, I PROMISE to reply!]]]
If u r not interested, u didn’t read the first line! [or probably u r taller than 5’6” ;)]
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2008年6月7日 上午7點44分06秒Dating Application
Hi Ladies, Thanks for reading my ad. Dating often feels like a job application or an interview so I decided to conduct this ad in such manner.
I am: single professional attractive stable 26 years of age 5'11" tall medium built with some muscle well mannered kind etc
My interests include: sports music films reading history politics etc
I have: good career good sense of humor nice place great car etc
I would like to correspond/meet a nice lady for a long term relationship, race/nationality unimportant, I am an equal opportunity 'employer 'in this respect.
I would like you to be: between twenty to twenty five (but flexible about this, love can be senseless at times, so will consider any applicants that are over twenty five and below 20 , no upper age limit, single mothers welcome to respond) mature family orientated eloquent energetic non smoker/drinker (light/social drinking or smoking is acceptable, I will even consider a heavy smoker if she doesn't smoke in my proximity and brushes teeth/chews chewing gum several times a day)
The following is non-negotiable by this 'employer', you must: speak English fluently include your name, pic, age, and location with your reply be local or be prepared to re-locate be healthy and drug free
be very fit and busty, (I don't think that looks are everything, but we all like certain physical attributes and chances are you are still reading this because you like tall athletic men as opposed to short fat men, so please understand that I am looking for someone fit and attractive )
Applicants I will not respond to:
'I have not included my name, age, location or pic with my reply' - sorry, but your reply is deleted straight away, you clearly do not understand plain English. '
'My pic is too big for Zorpan' - if you can't resize it in a couple of mouse clicks which takes about five seconds, you are either too lazy or not inteligent enough to go out with me.
BEFORE YOU REPLY, READ THE NON-NEGOTIABLES AGAIN. IF YOU APPLIED BUT DID NOT GET A RESPONSE FROM ME, THIS MEANS THAT YOU DID NOT COMPLY WITH NON-NEGOTIABLES AND YOU NEED NOT APPLY
AGAIN. Great position, bonuses, all inclusive holidays and awards for the right candidate.
2008年6月7日 8:15....!
wellcm 2 zorpia..