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2009年9月26日 下午4點43分57秒view
A rich man, living in a city, decided to drive his little son away onto country to show him, in what kind of poverty families live. He wanted his son to value their richness. They lodged in a plain village-family's house where they spent a day and a night. The father asked his son when they were on the end of their travel.
-Well, what is your opinion about this travel?
-It was very good, father!
-Have you seen they lead a life of powerty ?
-Yes.
-And what have you realized from all this?
-Father….we have one dog only, they have four dogs. We have a pool int he yard, they live next to the lake. There are many lamps in our garden but they can enjoy starlight. And finally i’ve realized they have time to talk to each other so they live in a happy family. You and my mother work all day and i can see you a few time only.
The father was driving in silence and could say nothing.
-Thank you father you showed me how rich we could live
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2009年11月21日 20:34The most wonderful flower
2009年11月6日 22:2another one:
A man goes to the doctor because of hard pain in his dick.
Doctor: "Let me see?"
The man drops his pants and shows the doctor...
Doctor is looking some time and asks: "married?"
Man: "Yes"
D: "fu**?"
Man "Yes"
D: How often?
M: um Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday... everyday day
D: lover?
M: yes
D: fu**?
M: yes
D: how often?
M: um Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.... every day
D: Whores
M: yes
D: fu**?
M. yes
D: how often
M: um Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday... every day
Doctor: Thats it: No weonder your Penis hurts with all that fucking...
Man: Phew, Thanks Doc, I was worried it would be because of masturbating
2009年11月6日 14:7Animal kingdom / ouch
In the world of Animals, Lion is king and his word is final....
One morning Lion king calls all animals to listen what he has to say:
"Everyone single one of you starts right now and brings me some meat to eat!
Sould you fail this order, I will hit your head with my Penis!!!"
Later that day, rabbit comes home with a bunch of carrots... "Sorry Lion, you know I am a weak little rabbit and can not hunt, so I brought you these carrots..."
The lion gets angry, takes out his Penis and bashes the rabbit on the head..
Rabbit starts to cry, laugh, cry, laugh...
- Why do you cry, the lion asks?
- It hurts, the rabbit answers!
- And why do you laugh?
-Look there, hedgehog is coming back, with mushrooms ;-)
2009年11月3日 12:45A big SORRY from your stupid friend:
2009年10月30日 22:28Hope you like it
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