2006年2月27日 上午5點44分00秒LOTR wtf!

Was surfing the night during work today when i came across this..lol its freak funny!

 lol.

Anyway, good luck with them a levels this wed, may God help us all.

plz god?

Authors insert: Dota wackiness

Warning: Only for the uber pros...for their understanding

The witch doctor screamed with joy as his death ward slew the stunned Lina. The sexy lady began to fade into oblivion returning to her tavern with an incredulous look. Next to him, Crixalis was just wagging its tail, ready to cause an earthquake of massive destruction to the accompanying Rhasta.

The gank-ing had gone well when suddenly an infuriated scream pierced his mind.

"Thats not right!", Lina protested rather loudly, The other heroes stopped fighting and peered at the bottom lane via their mini maps.Even Crixalis, the big bug himself stopped his epic for awhile,peering quizzically with all 8 eyes at Lina.

"Pudgey dear,Pause the game please!" she ranted out, toddling, Pudge the butcher hit the pause key.

Irritated, the witch doctor shouted: "Wad be da problem ,u n00bs?"

"Rhasta voodo-ed you when you were casting your death ward, how come its still active?, Plus i stunned you and bladed ya crappy arse, why aren't you dead?" Lina retorted rather hotly

"Yar so? I gotta the soul booster bi-a-tch, i cant die that fast anymore, plus i threw my baseball at 'cha  and DEN casted my uber death ward" Peeved,the witch doctor shouted back. Everyone saw how his brilliant gank plan had worked. The rapture begun to drain out of him, as everyone stared at the two of them.

"No you don't, Rhasta has the sheepstick", Lina scolded back, "He sheeped you again, you hacker!"

Glancing at the Rhasta, all saw him raising his staff, with the inscription: GUINSOO written on it and a writhing sheep firmly bound by ropes at the top of it.

"So?" Cried the witch doctor, "there be a big one of a lag, so da man didnt sheep me in time!"

Muttering, both the sentinel and scourge gathered round to think about it, while a few ran off to read the web site hero description. 

"Oh yeah, sorry", Lina blushed, "so you're saying that u got sheeped twice, weathered my ultimate and still cast the death ward?"

"Ya man"

"And you still have about 300 health left right?"

"Yeap"

"WOah!How much is that soul booster anyway?"

"Eh, let the bong think about it, one tho-sens addz an'ther one tho-sens plus one hundrez.den.."

The crowd was getting impatient. A few called from behind them "Can u hurry up, money not free you know?"

"Ya ya, my mommy wants me home for dinner, its grannies birthday and all y'see..."Another said,

Lina sighed, "Allright allright, my bad my bad."

Unpausing the game, she fades away.

As her spirit faded away, it whispered to Rhasta,
"Loads of fuss for nothing, i didnt have enough mana anyway, now you just quickly high tail it out of here, the stupid bug stopped his epic anyway"

Rhasta grinned and casually slipped her spirit some weed, taking out a scroll from his underpants, he chanted out some bizzare chant to the dismay of the witch doctor.

"Why that sly bia.."

Giggling, she watched as the rhasta teleported out of danger.

Wot an abuse!

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2006年2月23日 上午2點41分53秒Bored

Life of late hasn't been alot of fun. Well at least in the day. Work from 9 pm to 6.30 is really sian.

Granted i get to sit down and play any game i want. Granted i get paid an obscenely amount of money, 3.6k a month for doing nothing.heh. But its really boring, i would rather spend what little time i have going out and hanging with da crew, instead of plain playing in the office. Army's coming soon too!

A level results are coming out tmr as well, what a way to end this happy season of slackishness.Hope i don't fail chem, oh plz god no... ...

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2006年2月3日 下午2點33分44秒CNY

P1010323

Hey..i look so glum in tt pics.But trust me..everones force smiling..my frigging lucky dad cleaned them all out....lol..

even me....sighnnn ...

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