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GunitaSçš„ä¸»é http://hk.zorpia.com/GunitaS Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:06 EST Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:06 EST Zorpia.com Different stages of being drunk... http://hk.zorpia.com/GunitaS/journal/1891151 Like Cinderella: You come back home, have lost a shoe, and in ragged clothes. Like Bambi: Your legs refuse to do as you want them to, and your head feels like the size of a beach ball. Like Sleeping Beauty: You sleep in a hundred years. Like Snowwhite: You wake up with seven unknown men in your bed. Like The Little Mermaid: Your feet are glued together and smells of fish. Like Little Red Riding Hood: You wake up with your grandmother in the same bed as you. Like The Emperor's new clothes: You wake up naked in the gutter to see the croud point at you. Like The Ugly Duckling: You wake up with a cohabitant - but it's not your own... This one is much more handsome... Like Superman: Your body is both red and blue, and people whispering sounds like loud cries. Like Scrooge: You wake up, have a larg pile of money but no trousers. Like Hans and GrÃ¤tchen: You can easily find the toilet by following the trace of the nights vomitting... Like Pippi Longstocking: You wake up between a horse and a monkey and find your purse full of money. Like The Big Bad Wolf: Your breath is so bad you can blow a house over. Like Christopher Colombus: You don't know where you are, or where you're headed, but the government pays for it. Like The B-Brothers: You wake up the next day and have brought things with you back home that you never wanted, or know why you took with you.. Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/GunitaS/journal/1891151 Tue, 24 Mar 2009 10:59 EST