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A Poem From My Heart

Mon, 30 Apr 2007 14:19 EST

Love's Perfect Schemes

The decade has passed, two times and a quarter,

Since the night my voice did beg you listen.

Mold her of clay, prim and proper, yet shorter,

With raven hair her crown so as to glisten.

Blue eyes, with fire, to burn into my heart,

Generous proportions to her lips, fair, yet so true.

These things you possess, so from here you start,

Then add some timid, some kind, and virtuous too.

Her skin to be soft and warm as fine cashmere,

Not too shapely in turns, yet graceful in charms.

Grant me this paradise, dear Venus, to cheer,

Forever I will praise you as she graces my arms.

Alas, we mortals, will have sweet dreams,

Of our one true love's perfect schemes.

TV's Cartoon Network (CN)

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 13:56 EST

THE

ROBOT CHICKEN

ADULT SWIM

RULES!!!

Who's hiding behind that profile?

Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:29 EST

Deep & Greatful Thanks To All Of My Friends On Zorpia!

I have been linked to many sites for almost a year now and I have found that most people who share the site with me are sincere about their intentions. Some want a friendship, some want a "brief encounter", some want a short-term relationship, and some want a lasting, long-term relationship.

And then there are those who want to get into your pocket! During the last couple of months I have been confronted with either one or more men who are pretending to be women on this and other sites. He, or they, live in Africa and are trying to run a scam on who he, or they, believe to be a "lonely heart." I recognize his/their use of the English language as very, very sloppy. I'm not any kind of a Professor of the English language and I do the best with the education that I have, but I can tell when someone is not use to writing in the English language! I have a couple of people that I email with that live in France, Germany, England, Russia, and the Philippines. Most of them have a passing usage of English. Some even have to use a translation program to communicate with me and I have gotten use to the way that the program translates. However, the "he/they" that I am speaking about is truly "OFF THE HOOK" when it comes to writing in English! Yesterday, I got hit up for "plane fare" so that "she" could come to live with me. Last month, I got the line that "I can't cash my 'modeling' check at a bank here in Nigeria because the check is associated with a U.S. bank. I can't pay my hotel bill and I can't get my clothes. Please send me $450 so I can be with you and I will pay you back when I am with you." Or how about this one! " I am from Maryland and want to come back to be with you, but I need a passport and visa to 'leave' Africa. Please help me to be with you."

Has anybody else gone through this or am I the only one? Does my profile pic have "Succa" written on my forehead in BIG RED LETTERS?

Love & Peace To All,
George the Coastguardsman

My Search For A New Wife & Love

Sat, 17 Mar 2007 15:49 EST

During the last several months, I have been searching for a new wife and a new love. I have not been in any kind of a meaningful relationship for the last 15 years. During the last 10.5 years I have been in Recovery from alcohol and narcotics abuse. I am a different person now and it is time for me to get on with my life. I would like to begin a new family. I have posted a profile at the following "Dating Sites" in the hopes of finding a woman between the ages of 18 and 35 who would be interested in having me as a husband. I am a very good man, who is a GIVER and a ROMANTIC. I do not just want type of a woman. She must be a little on the attractive side and be very sexy to me. So, a good figure is a must! I believe that if a man does not lust after his woman, then he will develop a wondering eye that could cause him to ruin the potential lasting relationship that he has. A husband and a wife should always remain trusting friends in order to maintain their relationship. Here is the list of sites that I have become a member of in my search for a wife:

AdultLocals.com AdultFriendFinders.com Alt.com

AmaturMatch.com AmericanSingles.com AnastasiaWeb.com

AsiaFriendFinders.com AzianDating.com BlackSingles.com

Cebuanas.com ClubBallers.com Engage.com

FilipinoFriendFinders.com FrenchFriendFinders.com KoreanFirendFinders.com

MatchMaker.com Mate1.com Meetic.com

MySpace.com HornyMatches.com IwantU.com

LoveAccess.com Passion.com SexKey.com

UA Ladys.com Yahoo Personals.com Zorpia.com

I am beginning to wonder if there are any women out there who want a relationship with a good and honest man. I may be a bit old, but I look like a man in his 40's during the day and act like a man in his 20's at bed time. I take very good care of my body and I have a good heart. I am like any other man. I want to have a lasting relationship with a good, loving , and sexy woman. I am in a position where I have to collect about $930.00 a month for a minor disability, but I have just begun my own publishing company and I am writing books. Hopefully I will be able to provide a good life to a good woman.

Love and Kisses,
George the Coastguardsman