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AliiAhmadçš„ä¸»é http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:53 EST Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:53 EST Zorpia.com iTs FuNnY ? http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1901650 <h1 align="center">iTs FuNnY?</h1>  Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.  I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books.  The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.  Sometimes when I reflect back on all the ciggarettes I smoked, i feel ashamed. Then I look into the ciggarette & think about the workers in the ciggarette factory & all of their hopes & dreams. If I dont smoke this ciggarette, they might be out of work & their dreams would be shattered, Then I say to myself, it's better that I smoke this ciggarette & let their dreams come true then be selfish & worry about my LUNGS.  Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.  What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.  My wife thinks "freedom of the press" means no-iron clothes.  When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election.  A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession.. .even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house. After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!"  A boy tells his mom that he seen a boy & a girl sitting at the top of the roof & kissing. Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married. Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid?  "Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire' " Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously. "What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?" "I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied.  Wife's definition of retirement: Twice as much husband on half as much pay.  Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?   A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.  Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal  At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!   Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?  A blonde was being admonished by the doctor: Until the penicillin cleans out ur infection, u r to have no relations whatsoever! Pausing for a moment, blonde replied: Ok, but what about friends & neighbors?  A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.   Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?   French: Toilette pepper!  A history professor and a psychology professor were sitting on a deck at a nudist colony.   The history professor asked the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?"   The psychology professor replied, "Yes, I think they are from the wicker chairs." We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations--we' re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together Romance & Relationships http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1901650 Sat, 02 May 2009 20:23 EST Remember this http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1900557 <div align="center"><h1>Remember this</h1> If you find yourself in love with someone who does not love you, Be gentle with yourself. There is nothing wrong with you. Love just didn't choose to rest in the other person's heart. If you find someone else in love with you and you don't love him/her, Feel honored that love came and called at your door, But gently refuse the gift you cannot return. Do not take advantage. Do not cause pain. How you deal with love is how you deal with you, And all our hearts feel the same pains and joys, Even if our lives and ways are different. If you fall in love with someone, He/she falls in love with you and then love chooses to leave, Do not try to reclaim it or to assess blame, let it go. There is a reason and there is a meaning. You will know in time. Remember that you don't choose love. Love chooses you. All you can really do is accept it for all its mystery When it comes into your life. Feel the way it fills you to overflowing, Then reach out and give it away. Give it back to the person who brought it alive in you. Give it to others who deem it poor in spirit. Give it to the world around you in any way you can. There is where many lovers go wrong. Having been so long without love, They understand love only as a need. They see their hearts as empty places that will be filled by love, And they begin to look at love as something that flows to them Rather than from them. The first blush of new love is filled to overflowing, But as their love cools, they revert to seeing their love as need. They cease to be someone who generates love And instead become someone who seeks love. They forget that the secret of love is that it is a gift, And that it can be made to grow only by giving it away. Remember this, and keep it to your heart. Love has its own time, its own seasons, And its own reason for coming and going. You cannot bribe it or coerce it, or reason it into saying. You can only embrace it when it arrives And give it away when it comes to you. But if it chooses to leave from your heart Or from the heart of your lover, There is nothing you can do and there is nothing you should do. Love always has been and always will be a mystery. Be glad that it came to live for a moment in your life. IF YOU KEEP YOUR HEART OPEN, IT WILL COME AGAIN. </div> Romance & Relationships http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1900557 Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:15 EST I'D HAVE TO BE A THEIF.................... http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1900026 <h1 align="center"> I'd have to be a thief..........</h1>Your lips, your eyes, your soul Are like a work of art, The most creative thing of all Is your beautiful heart.<div align="center"> </div>If you were a painting, No colours could express The beauty deep inside you, A rainbow, nothing less.<div align="center"> </div>If you were a sculpture The clay could hardly make Your figure of an angel Without one mistake.<div align="center"> </div>If you were a euphony No choir could really sing All the beautiful music Your eyes could possibly bring.<div align="center"> </div>So here I am, an admirer, With inspiration beyond belief But to capture such rare beauty, I'd have to be a thief.................... Romance & Relationships http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1900026 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 21:36 EST Me And You http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1787215 <h1 align="center">Me & You</h1> I found my heart in you Buried beneath your soul Youâ€™re the keeper Iâ€™ve been looking for The one that makes me whole I was searching through the stars Dreaming with the moon Late at night Iâ€™d close my eyes And wish for someone like you Forever have I longed For the awakening of your breath Together we breathe as one Without you Iâ€™m crying with the rain Now my life has just begun When it feels like there was no place to run And the world seems so dark and low I think of you........and start to smile The darkness quickly goes It didnâ€™t take me long to find It was something I always knew Youâ€™re the keeper of my heart I found my heart in you It's The End...........   It's the end.... I hold your picture in my hollow eyes It's blurred......It's broken.....But it's yours. . . I hold your tears in my empty palms They are wet........they are many.....but they are yours. . . I hold your memories in my disillusioned mind They are cruel......they are harsh......but they are yours. . . I hold your soul in my cursed body It's stained.......it's sinned.....but it's yours. . . I hold your cries in my mourning voice They are agonizing......they are haunting.......but they are yours. . . I hold your love in my broken heart It's over.......it's gone......but it's yours. . . I hold your dreams in my dead eyes They are broken.......they are wrecked.......but they are yours. . . It's the end of it all..... It's the end of you. . . . . . .end of me. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Romance & Relationships http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1787215 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:54 EST REALIZE TIME http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1786178 <h1 align="center">REALIZE TIME</h1> To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one hour: Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person who has survived an accident. To realize The value of one millisecond: Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone Specially : To realize the value of a friend: Lose one. Romance & Relationships http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1786178 Sun, 23 Mar 2008 17:21 EST AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1785565 <h1 align="center">Age Shouldn't Matter</h1>     Girl: hey whats up Boy: nm just listening to music Girl: i heard your getting your G.E.D Boy: yeah i thought it was a good idea Girl: it is im proud of you Boy: yeah thnx well listen i g2g bye "Last message recived 12/12/07 "Next day" Girl: hi Boy: hi whats up Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared about you and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and im 17 Girl: but i love you age shouldn't mater Boy: i kno u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters." The boy then recives a call from the girl he chose and she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love." That night the boy hangs himself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will." IF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN REPOST THIS AS ""Age Shouldn't Matter & A MIRACLE WILL HAPPEN AT 11:11PM Romance & Relationships http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1785565 Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:59 EST Friends http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1785338 <a href="http://s251.photobucket.com/albums/gg305/AliiAhmad/thanks/?action=view&current=frnd.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg305/AliiAhmad/thanks/frnd.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Romance & Relationships http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1785338 Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:47 EST DUA (Pray) http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1782751 <h1 align="center">DUA (Pray)</h1>   Please take a moment to relax your mind and humble your heart to focus on ALLAH(God) . Let's pray... OH ALLAH, I thank YOU for this day. I thank YOU for my being able to see and to hear this morning. I'm blessed because YOU are forgiving and understanding, Oh ALLAH. YOU have done so much for me & YOU keep on blessing me & my family. Forgive us this day for everything we have done, said or thought that was not pleasing to you. I ask YOU now for YOUR forgiveness. Please keep me safe from all danger and harm. Help me to start this day with a new attitude and plenty of gratitude. Let me make the best of each and every day to clear my mind so that I can hear from YOU. Please broaden my mind that I can accept all things. Let me not whine and whimper! over things I have no control over. Let me continue to see sin through YOUR eyes and acknowledge it as evil. And when I sin, let me repent, and receive YOUR forgiveness. And when this world closes in on me, let me remember YOU - to slip away and find a quiet place to make DUA. It's the best response when I'm pushed beyond my limits. I know that when I can't make DUA, YOU listen to my heart. Continue to use me to do YOUR will. Continue to bless me that I may be a blessing to others. Keep me strong that I may help the weak. Keep me uplifted that I may have words of encouragement for others. I make DUA for those that are lost and can't find their way. I make DUA for those that are misjudged and misunderstood. I make DUA for those who don't know YOU intimately. I make DUA for those that don't believe. But I thank YOU that I believe. I believe that ALLAH changes people and ALLAH changes things. I make DUA for all my sisters and brothers. For each and every family member in their households. I make DUA for peace, love and joy in their homes that they are out of debt and all their needs are met. I make DUA that every eye that reads this knows there is no problem, circumstance, or situation greater than ALLAH. Every battle is in YOUR hands for YOU to fight. I make DUA that these words be received into the hearts of every eye that sees them and every mouth that confesses them willingly. This is my DUA(Pray) for me, you and everyone else!   Remember Me , My Family all Muslim Ummah & Peoples into Your Duas(Pray).. Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1782751 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:34 EST I Will Always Love You http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1781429 i can't imagine life without your love And even for ever don't seem like long enough How fool was into thinking I was gonna be alright <h6 dir="rtl" align="center">every day I try a little harder to forget him </h6> Lie here convince myself tomorrow will be better I hold u close when it goes crazy I won't let u down He open up like a rose to me When he close to me Anything he asked me to â€¦â€¦. I would And I miss his face Like the sun was in my eyes And now am running blind I try to go on like I never know him I can't seem to comprehend a day without you   But we're not what to used to be No you wouldn't have to lie to me but it's time to accept  the way the things are but I can't forget you even when I sleep all my dream are about you yeah I'm laughing with my friends yeah it seem to you that I'm very happy but the truth is I'm not I can't stop myself thinking about you I don't want to be weak but I'm weak without you And I don't  know what i do now Every day  I wake up and I hope that you are still with me But this is will not happen I just want to say that I love I'm really loved you from all my heart You were my family my friends you were everything to me and I'm really want you to come back but now we must accept that we are not together any more yeah I must accept this  I can't but I will try and I can't stop  asking myself are you still thinking of me???? are you still want me???? are you still remember me???? are you sad ???? are you happy ????  are you still love me or i was just a memory for you??? who are you talking with now ????? who are you laughing with now????? where are you now ???? Millions of  questions I want to know there answer but I think I will never know I think I will ask them only to myself I think I must say goodbye to you forever But I know that I will never love anyone like I loved you And also I know that I will never forget you The truth is I will always love you written by one of my friend Romance & Relationships http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1781429 Sat, 08 Mar 2008 15:49 EST Scientific Explanation of Halal Vs Haram http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1780154 Scientific Explanation of Halal Vs Haram <a href="http://s251.photobucket.com/albums/gg305/AliiAhmad/Islam/?action=view&current=halal1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg305/AliiAhmad/Islam/halal1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s251.photobucket.com/albums/gg305/AliiAhmad/Islam/?action=view&current=halal2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg305/AliiAhmad/Islam/halal2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Food & Drinks http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1780154 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 20:49 EST Alone http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1778159 <a href="http://s99.photobucket.com/albums/l285/unknowheart/poetry/?action=view&current=14.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l285/unknowheart/poetry/14.gif" border="0" alt="urdu Poetry"></a> <a href="http://s99.photobucket.com/albums/l285/unknowheart/poetry/?action=view&current=13.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l285/unknowheart/poetry/13.gif" border="0" alt="urdu Poetry"></a> Personal http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1778159 Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:00 EST Interesting Laws http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1778084 <h1 align="center">Interesting Laws </h1>  <dir><dir> Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time) Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's really ugly. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. Law of Chinese Restaurants: If you are the ONLY customer sitting in a Chinese restaurant when the next person comes in the hostess will seat him/her right next to you. </dir></dir> Gossips & Jokes http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1778084 Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:11 EST Difference between boys and girls http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1774811 <h1 align="center">Difference between boys and girls while using ATM</h1> <h2 align="center">(Bank's cash dispenser machines)</h2> Boys: 1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser. 2. Insert card 3. Dial code and desired amount 4. Take the cash, the card and the slip Girls: 1. Drive to the bank 2. Engine stalled 3. Check make-up in the mirror 4. Apply perfume 5. Manually check haircut 6. Park the car - failure 7. Park the car - failure 8. Park the car - Success 9. Search for the card in the handbag 10. Insert card, rejected by the machine 11. Throw phone card back in handbag, 12. Look for bank card. 13. Insert Card 14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written) in Handbag 15. Enter code 16. Study instructions for 2 minutes 17. #Cancel# 18. Re-enter code 19. #Cancel# 20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code 21. Enter desired amount 22. #Error# 23. Enter bigger amount 24. #Error# 25. Enter maximum amount 26. Cross fingers 27. Take cash 28. Go back to the car 29. Check make up in rear mirror 30. Look for keys in handbag 31. Start car 32. Drive 50 meters 33. STOP 34. Drive back to bank machine 35. Go out of the car 36. Take card and ticket back from machine 37. Go back to the car 38. Throw card on passenger seat 39. Throw slip on the floor 40. Check make up in rear mirror 41. Manually check haircut 42. Go into roundabout - wrong way 43. BRAKE 44. Go into roundabout - right way 45. Drive 5 kilometers 46. Remove hand brake 47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM. Gossips & Jokes http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1774811 Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:49 EST Great Truths http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1773320 <h1 align="center">Great Truths</h1>   Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. Never buy a car you can't push. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them? If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors; but they all have to learn to live in the same box. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. Have an awesome day, and know that someone has thought about you today... Gossips & Jokes http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1773320 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 21:49 EST I Love You http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1772183 <h1 align="center">I Love You</h1>   My Love is Not Blind-I Can See Things Clear If I could give you a part of me, It would be my heart. But you have taken that away from me, Right from the start. I never regret meeting you At the convention Because honestly I feel That it was Godâ€™s intention. Our love for each other blossomed so fast That for once I thought I found something that would last I thought about you every night and day I felt so love-struck, but I wasnâ€™t man enough to sayâ€¦ â€¦ That I love you with all my heart And I never wanted us to tear apart. Now I can see things crystal clear. Iâ€™m no longer afraid of Death. Losing you is my greatest fear. Youâ€™re the only person in my life that I hold dear. Itâ€™s hard for me to vision you not being here. Life is strange sometime. It can send you through a twist and a turn. But in my short time being here, There is one thing that I have learned. That love is a beautiful feeling for one to have. It makes you feel joy And it gives you moments In which you can look back and laugh. Iâ€™m not going to use my weaknesses as a crutch. Iâ€™m going to do something big to prove that I LOVE YOU this much Romance & Relationships http://hk.zorpia.com/AliiAhmad/journal/1772183 Wed, 06 Feb 2008 19:33 EST