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  • Internal, A.K.U.H [ 1950 - 2010 ]

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2009年5月3日 上午1點23分17秒iTs FuNnY ?

iTs FuNnY?

 

 

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

 I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books.

 The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.

 Sometimes when I reflect back on all the ciggarettes I smoked, i feel ashamed. Then I look into the ciggarette & think about the workers in the ciggarette factory & all of their hopes & dreams. If I dont smoke this ciggarette, they might be out of work & their dreams would be shattered, Then I say to myself, it's better that I smoke this ciggarette & let their dreams come true then be selfish & worry about my LUNGS.

 Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

 What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

 My wife thinks "freedom of the press" means no-iron clothes.

 When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election.

 A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession.. .even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house. After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!"

 A boy tells his mom that he seen a boy & a girl sitting at the top of the roof & kissing. Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married. Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid?

 "Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire' " Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously. "What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?" "I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied.

 Wife's definition of retirement: Twice as much husband on half as much pay.

 Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
  A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

 Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal

 At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
  Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

 A blonde was being admonished by the doctor: Until the penicillin cleans out ur infection, u r to have no relations whatsoever! Pausing for a moment, blonde replied: Ok, but what about friends & neighbors?

 A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
  Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
  French: Toilette pepper!


 A history professor and a psychology professor were sitting on a deck at a nudist colony.
  The history professor asked the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?"
  The psychology professor replied, "Yes, I think they are from the wicker chairs."

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations--we' re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together

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2009年4月28日 下午11點15分23秒Remember this

Remember this
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If you find yourself in love with someone who does not love you, Be gentle with yourself. There is nothing wrong with you. ...

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2009年4月27日 上午2點36分53秒I'D HAVE TO BE A THEIF....................

I'd have to be a thief..........
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Your lips, your eyes, your soul
Are like a work of art, ...

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2009年9月19日 23:43~ HaPpY EiD ~ <3

angleheart74
~♥~AngelHe 高級會員 已驗証的會員 108, ~ღ~ Love is not available ~ღ~, 英國

2009年8月21日 6:22Have a blessed day with those you love the most.........

cinder1
Cindy 高級會員 已驗証的會員 53, 加利福尼亞州, 美國
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Hugzzzzzzz Cindy

2009年8月11日 6:40ivy

ivynumber1
玲芳 22, 紹興, 浙江, 中國
it is a romatic place.

2009年7月16日 4:56hi

ladylove977
cirila 36, 宿霧市, 菲律賓
thank you very much

2009年7月11日 13:51Hi!!..

teendragon
teen 38, 曼谷, 泰國
Hi Ali , How 're you??
I saw yr message to me thank you so much fopr yr kinds. ';))

2009年7月4日 1:0Hello Ali....... Hope all is well with you dear............ Have

cinder1
Cindy 高級會員 已驗証的會員 53, 加利福尼亞州, 美國
A card I send to you........
http://www.riversongs.com/ecards/lovely.html

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Always Cindy

2009年7月3日 13:18hi

306977625
玻~璃~杯 24, 烏魯木齊, 新疆, 中國
First say sorry to u,i haven't get here for along time ,so no saw your news.
now wish you have nice day! nice to meet u!

2009年6月26日 8:55hi ali =)

angleheart74
~♥~AngelHe 高級會員 已驗証的會員 108, ~ღ~ Love is not available ~ღ~, 英國

2009年6月23日 6:31HI!

blueestrela
blueestrela 42, Bucharest, 羅馬尼亞
hope to be friend


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2009年6月23日 6:25BUNA! HELLO!

blueestrela
blueestrela 42, Bucharest, 羅馬尼亞
HI! HAVE A GREAT DAY HUGS! LUMY
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